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#1
Quote from: J E B Stuart on December 09, 2024, 11:29:07 PMI've seen BOC in concert twice. This song never gets old:



Amen.

Cool story about BOC.  A few years ago they played at the local spring fest in the town next door to me. I remember thinking at the time that it was sad that a band that filled stadiums was reduced to playing a dinky fest on a tiny stage right next to the corn dog stand and the kiddie roller coaster.

Found out later that when their booking agent booked them for the Oswego Prairie Fest, they thought they were booking them for a charity gig in their hometown of Oswego, NY.  They didn't realize it was in Oswego, Illinois a thousand miles away.  :Doh2:

They fulfilled their contract, though, and put on a great show. 

They probably fired their booking agent.
#2
Quote from: Ravey on December 09, 2024, 11:16:08 PMI was posting at VF for a while and the only person that was a Grade A asshole, IMO was that Oscar dude. I laughed at a post that either Breaky or Frood made and for that, Oscar called me a cunt and wished my dog dead or some shit.. Like WTF? hahaha.  Not sure if he was drunk, but jfc.. he's def a nasty old fukwit!   :thumbup2: 

Is Oscar the dude with the avatar of the boat captain from the movie Jaws?  Yeah, that guy's an asshole.
#3
Politics / Re: GET RID OF FECEBOOK!!!! DELETE IT!!!
December 09, 2024, 11:15:56 PM
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#4
Politics / Re: GET RID OF FECEBOOK!!!! DELETE IT!!!
December 09, 2024, 10:39:03 PM
Quote from: Shen Li on December 09, 2024, 10:25:08 PMMoi? I've always  been sweeter than fucking sugar.

As sweet as the molasses you marinate the cat with before grilling it?
#5
Politics / Re: GET RID OF FECEBOOK!!!! DELETE IT!!!
December 09, 2024, 10:23:52 PM
Quote from: Shen Li on December 09, 2024, 10:09:04 PMI posted on yahoo boards when I was 15.

Is that where you learned to be such a bad assed troall?   :yeahhh:
#6
Politics / Re: GET RID OF FECEBOOK!!!! DELETE IT!!!
December 09, 2024, 09:56:15 PM
Quote from: Oliver the Second on December 09, 2024, 09:42:47 PMYup, back in the good old days when you could shitpost to your heart's content


Quote from: Oliver the Second on December 09, 2024, 09:42:47 PMYup, back in the good old days when you could shitpost to your heart's content



Those boards were the wild west of the internets.
#7
The Guest Nest / Re: Deny, Defend, Depose
December 09, 2024, 06:03:59 PM
Quote from: Oliver the Second on December 09, 2024, 05:48:56 PMFrom what I hear this guy is a programmer and he has videos scheduled to be uploaded to his account - but why would he put this one up unless he was planning on getting arrested...

Then again it could just be a magnificent troll like in the good old days, who knows.

We'll see what's in the "writings" the cops cited.

I'm leaning toward a delusional person thinking to make some kind of grand socio-political statement and doesn't realize that murdering someone on the sidewalk isn't excused because of his grand statement.
#8
The Flea Trap / Re: Forum gossip thread
December 09, 2024, 05:49:13 PM
Quote from: deport_liberals on December 09, 2024, 11:47:55 AMIt doesn't take much time.  Just check in once or twice a day from the restroom and rec the Prowler's most recent 5 or 6 poasts  to keep tPoTF stewing.  It's like glazing a ham.

That's funny as fuck.  I'm gonna start doing that when I visit there.
#9
The Guest Nest / Re: Deny, Defend, Depose
December 09, 2024, 05:43:25 PM
Quote from: Oliver the Second on December 09, 2024, 05:28:21 PMWhat in the fuck is this?




Screenshot because no way will YouTube let that one stay up -





WTF is that?  There's no sound.
#10
Quote from: Lab Flaker on December 09, 2024, 12:33:56 AMNo she's a cool chick, but just a bit ditzy.
When it comes to witchy stuff and crap like palm-reading I generally just zone out.

I tell her that witches were just an excuse for lesbians to band together in the forest.

And nothing irritates me more than a butch lesbian.
I don't even like watching them scissor on porn.

A lot of witchy shit is just jumbled bits of the old knowledge that modern day folks try to piece together in their own personal searches for spiritual meaning.  Though the bit about lesbians gathering in the forest for a carpet munching orgy are probably close to the truth. 

The legend of witches riding a broomstick came about because in olden days, before the Catholic Church burned them all at the stake, there was a thing called "Hedge Witches," which were old spinster women in villages and towns all across Europe who made a living as healers, midwifing pregnant women, setting broken limbs, selling healing potions and aphrodisiacs to the locals and such.  They also provided abortificant potions to young women who found themselves inconveniently pregnant.

They also made an hallucinogenic paste from various substances that they'd smear onto broomsticks or some similar dick-shaped object and shove it up their pussies to trip out during festivities in the forest - at night - and they never invited the prudes who eventually burned them all at the stake for being witches.
#11
Quote from: Lab Flaker on December 08, 2024, 11:53:07 PMWhat the??? You didn't think Stevie Nicks was good looking. Bejeebus!



I would've happily licked the crumbs from her anus!

Dude!  You would have needed the jaws of life to crack her massive butt cheeks apart to kiss that brown eye.  I mentioned that I saw her actual ass not all that many years after the pic above, and it was HUGE.  Even through the black spandex and even in the brief moment that I inspected it, I could see the cottage cheese glootiness of her moon-sized butt globes.
#12
The Flea Trap / Re: Forum gossip thread
December 09, 2024, 12:13:00 AM
Quote from: Lab Flaker on December 09, 2024, 12:08:59 AMShe's always bringing up her Latina heritage. Her husband calls her an Apache.

Hey, bottom line is that she's a lazy old fart that has nothing better to do than constantly complain.

She has zero substance and is quite disrespectful about the dead.

Her man probably encourages her online hobbies so she's not Apacheing him all the time.   :crampe:
#13
The Flea Trap / Re: Forum gossip thread
December 09, 2024, 12:02:23 AM
Quote from: Lab Flaker on December 08, 2024, 11:40:21 PMShe was constantly mashing it as well as a fuckload of PM's. The bitch has some serious issues and can't stand being a half-caste Latina.

The first conversation I ever had with her on Discord involved her accent and whether I could tell if she was Latina.

She seems to think that the rest of the world can't stand Mexicans for some reason???

I just think she needs to stop loafing around home and forums and get a job. She's such a lazy shit.

First of all, she isn't a "latina," she's a white girl from Texas with less Mexican blood than my nephew who's dad was a wetback from Zacatecas.

As for the PM thing.  That is precisely why, as an Admin at Holy Valhalla, I never answered them.  When TV finally went tits up I had 3 or 4 thousand PMs in my inbox that I'd never read.  At first I would, but they were almost always someone whining about stupid shit going on on the board, so I'd either ignore it or send a note back saying "Man up, pussy."

After a while I stopped even looking at them.
#14
The Guest Nest / Re: Deny, Defend, Depose
December 08, 2024, 11:34:38 PM
Quote from: Herman on December 08, 2024, 11:31:44 PMIt sounds like Old Age Security in this country. You are automatically registered, but you can be denied.

Well, I think foreigners and people who never paid into the system should be denied, but they still hand it to them and call it Medicaide instead of Medicare. It still comes out of the pockets of the productive in society through taxation.

At least I paid in all my life.
#15
The Flea Trap / Re: Forum gossip thread
December 08, 2024, 11:29:01 PM
Quote from: Lab Flaker on December 08, 2024, 11:20:59 PMFuck that...the bitch would be constantly hitting the report button. She's a fucking clown.

There's a report button?