Finally, finally I bought a hand held bidet and I am absolutely wrapped. I am hoping it reduces toilet paper usage and urinary track infectionsk...

From now on my hidden bits should smell like a rose garden and not the bottom of a cocky cage. I just wished they were around in my houses 50 years ago.


If this doesn't stop urinary tract infections I will be supper pissed off.

The only thing that might be a drawback is using it during freezing winter... I am sure hitting my bizzo in winter will certainly wake me up.

Doney bought a bidet once. DOES SHE STILL HAVE IT?


You cant use warm or hot water with them.

Quote from: James Bond on Today at 07:08:45 PMLily thinks athletic footwear is strictly for seniors.

Does anyone in their right mind find it baffling that a shrek looking hog beast like her wouldn't know anything about "athletic" within any context?

First of all, I doubt she could even get those fucking giant bluberous Hoofs of hers into a pair of sneakers

we all saw the pic didn't we? Where her red heels were literally screaming in pain as her giant platypus hoofs stretched them out to their limits? Kinda like stuffing 20 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag?

Spain is good, but there are many cheaper countries to retire abroad than Spain.

These are the saddest actions I have heard since the sufferajets did back in the early 1900s trying to get a vote for women. They threw themselves in front of the horses and died.


I don't think there is any earthly cause I would want to die for...

Hypothetically I would sacrifice myself to bring my son back but that is an u attainable dream.

What I want my spare change to do  is donate to the Fred Hollows charity. For $25 you can restore someone's sight. I was thinking sending off $100 to help 4 people gain sight.

I thought I made it perfectly clear I don't want any trophies that look like a third-grader made them in art class with dirty clay and pencil shavings.

Please stop trying to make that a thing.

Come one JOEJ and Erica Mena .... watch this woman's successful transition to a very high quality of life on a low income... I am thinking she might be living on $500 a week in a 3 story house. She has 3 balcony's... she has no garage.... that is the draw back at her particular place.

No wonder Lotus went to Portugal.

We would live like King and Queen there.

If I lived in Spain I would want an indoor pool.

She bought the place for $60,000. Renovations cost $40 and the most revered people in Spain are grandparent. They are the law.

In a trophy thread Lily started about Vitty, Seamajor posted something about the Blue Korean. Nobody replied to him.
Lily thinks athletic footwear is strictly for seniors.
Joe is jealous of Prowler's wardrobe.
Murdock is getting more desperate each and every day.

This guy is amazing. He works with dogs shut down out the shelters. I have been following this channel for a month and enjoyed every instalment.

I watch this guy a lot...

Quote from: reaps the honest on Today at 03:24:49 PMNobody cares !!!

It must be quite stressful when nobody cares.