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#1
The Guest Nest / Dear "Flamers"
August 11, 2019, 09:20:40 PM
Please be advised that as of this day, substituting personal feuds and clashes in lieu of flaming using this forum as your fight pit won't be accepted.



Any submissions that reference, continue or maintain historic confrontations, particularly from other forums will be removed to the compost bin.



We welcome those who flame for fun and entertainment. However, too many have seized the opportunity to use our facilities as an extension of conflicts that do not belong here.



Flaming, in the context of this forum, will be considered good natured banter, creative humour and harmless mockery.



Personal, malicious and offensive attacks out of malice will be binned. I know there is sometimes a fine line, and I will err on the side of robust combat unless the malice is too obvious.



When in doubt, before hitting the submit button, ask yourself if your post is fun and entertaining. If it isn't, there's a good chance it will be dumped.



Many of the new members from Flametown are smart and intelligent posters caught up in conflicts that should have died years ago. Please use your smarts for the benefit of our little corner of the web, not its detriment.



Thanking you for your co-operation in advance.
#2
The Guest Nest / WELCOME TO THE THUNDERDOME!!!
July 28, 2019, 09:55:19 PM
OK, you've waited patiently...you've bought your tickets, popcorn and tissues...!!!



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Two teams enter, one team leaves. It's DYIN' TIME!!!



I think there's been a little confusion about the start day...not helped by the fact that what is one day in Australia is yesterday in Canada...but let's get down to business.



In the blue corner, King Martini...aka Poofer, aka Thepoofer, aka Kevin, an experienced and capable flamer from parts unknown, and his pulchritudinous partner, well known to The Blue Cashew, Dove.



In the red corner, from Montreal, what he lacks in experience he makes up for with make up, in his first ever flame match, Blurt, accompanied by the grand old man of flaming, the legend himself, Bricktop.



No points, no judges - a demonstration match only. Any post submitted by anyone but the combatants will be dumped.



Here it is, ladies and gentlemen.



Presented by the proprietor, Fashionista.

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The Blue Cashew's first ever flame match.
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#3
The Guest Nest / LADEEEZ AND GENNUMEN...
July 24, 2019, 01:16:10 AM
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You will have observed recently that a couple of blow-ins from Stomping Clowns have thrown down the gauntlet, challenging me to a flame match.



Now, I don't work for free, and I sure don't engage my talents where they will be wasted through lack of competition. However, I've asked my good friends Bricktop and Blurt if they would like to play pinata with SG's "finest", and they generously agreed to step up for the honour of the forum and slap these two flame fizzes back to their home turf with their tails between their legs.



So, it is ON. On behalf of the management and staff of the Blue Cashew, I hereby announce a FLAME MATCH.



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A "demonstration" match (but there will be real blood) is arranged between King "Call me Kevin" Martini and his flame with no game, Dove, versus Bricktop The Brutal and Blurt the Bastard representing the Blue Cashew.



The stips (stipulations to the uninitiated) are;



One post a day, Mon thru Friday. One post per member per team, totalling 20 posts overall.



If a team misses a post on any one day that will be game over.



No run ins. Only the combatants (well, the two Cashew combatants and their prey) may post. Because we're not set up as a flame arena which would prohibit run ins, I will delete any post not submitted by the warriors. Of course, forum rules must be followed at ALL times.



[size=200]Bricktop and Blurt...Battlemen of the Blue Cashew[/size]

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[size=200]Martini and Dovey...Nerds without words.[/size]



Cheer your team on, Cashews... :3cheerleader:
#4
The Guest Nest / SG bans Caskur.
June 16, 2019, 09:26:55 PM
What a NICE bunch of assholes they are.



Why members here feel the need to contribute to that cesspool of spite and malignancy is beyond my understanding.



It's not even a flame forum. It's a congregation of cowardly keyboard heroes that get their kicks from malice and torment.



Caskur is one of ours. Stand by her and stay out of that shithole.
#5
Check THIS out.



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Half an hour, plus.



Half-a-fucking-hour???



These guys sure love the sound of their own voices.



Anyhoo...here's a challenge...an autographed picture of yours truly to the first person from here that listens the whole way through.



And I own up...I didn't last a minute.
#6
I warned him.



I told him that flamers are akin to vampires, werewolves and charity callers; once bitten, you are one with them. There is no release, no redemption, no way back to the world of sunlight and sycophancy.



He would not listen. He is one of them now. Look upon his work at SG, and grieve for the loss of our former comrade.



"No, AssFatigue, you couldn't afford to live in London. You need to put down roots in Liverpool, the U.K. version of Flint, MI. And make sure you never leave. Because you can't. Skateboarding is illegal on the motorways.



Also, having strangers online offer to send me money as a result of my trolling prowess is one of the perks of sashaying through a room crowded with with folks who can't tell tell their brain from the remains of last night's Kraft Dinner.



As I've said before, and I'll repeat it just in case the noodles and cheese between your ears acquired an IQ point overnight, you have an ordinary mind.



On a more serious note, though, I do find it somewhat frustrating that some of the smartest people I've met anywhere are on these forums, dancing cheek by jowl with the likes of you. The white noise (no pun intended) coming out of your mouth is a bane to intelligent communication. You're static. But I put up with you because there are folks behind you who have smart things to say.



Now get out of the way. And fetch me another Cosmo while you're at it.
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The undeniable work of a flamer. Blurt. He of pompous and sanctimonious barbs dripping with satire and sarcasm, now accursed. Our own Darth Vader.



Lament, dear members, the loss of our comrade...



 :cray:
#7
The Guest Nest / Are YOUR ears burning??
June 03, 2019, 08:00:10 PM
Mine are.



A thread about Oak vs Flea rapidly transformed into yet ANOTHER thread about our stout little congregation, and of course much dialogue about your humble correspondent. Me.



Herman, get over there. I'm sure you could use some A grade fertiliser for your farm, and the bullshit is thick and lustrous. They're calling out Shen Li as well.



Maybe we should do a package deal...Herm, Shen and Rotwang...for a strictly limited season. They would LOVE to have the objects of their obsession make a personal appearance. For a fee, naturally.



Bricktop won't join in, sadly. He's afraid of Freud.



If it wasn't for the Blue Cashew, those dinosaurs would be playing charades with alters for shits and giggles.
#8
You assholes want to play with Rotwang, well here's your chance.



Come one, come all. Flea, Oak, Benzo...here's the main game.



Let's dance.