...I gave birth.
I gave birth to the ultimate spawn of Satan today...
I didn't create something, with my feet up in those stirrups yelling "whoff whoff whoff" "breathe" "breathe" "breathe", that I can be proud of.
I created something that was the ultimate spawn of Satan, and I had no choice...
From well beyond the gates of hell, did this incarnation originate.
The Devil used my body for his evil purposes...
I had a bowel movement earlier today.
The smell of a thousand corpses, was more like it!
It floated, so the stench not only knocked five years off my life, but everyone around also.
I need an exorcism, to prevent this from happening again.
My eyes were fucking watering. No fucking joke!