Still sounds like a good idea 

The Joe Biden commercials started about a month ago. Not many but you would see them here and there (and press the mute button on the remote). Then they increased in frequency to where you'll see them about every fifteen minutes now.

A couple of weeks ago the commercials for Ruben Gallego showed up. He's a U.S. Representative who's running for the U.S. Senate in November(what's up with that). His commercials are on every local station all day long and then watching the evening news you see them in every single commercial break. Can't get away from them.

After that came various commercials blaming Trump for the abortion ban, inflation, the immigration crisis, claiming he's going to take away your health care, and any other bullshit they can think up.

Now all this time how many commercials have I seen for Republican candidates? Zero.

How many Pro-Israel, anti-abortion or for other conservative causes? Zero.

Speaking of the evening news the top story for the entire week has been the hooker trying to squeeze a few bucks out of The Don.

But the weirdest thing I've never seen before, a local tv station is taking anti-Trump newsclips from it's own nightly news broadcasts and sewing them together into thirty second chunks. I don't know if it's a commercial for something political or for the local station or what it's supposed to be. It doesn't endorse anyone, there's no voice over, it doesn't give credit to any group or anything, it's just a bunch of their own newsclips thrown together. It's like watching SorosTV.

I'm starting to think I should identify as a bear and hibernate for the next six months until it's over.

Do they work for guys too?

I mean not for me, of course, I mean like for, um, a friend of mine who's a truck driver (oh crap that won't work because he wouldn't be home to use it) I mean my friend who's a plumber. A local plumber. Who's home every night to make use of it and...

Is it too late to switch to a story of a guy who's scared of another toilet paper shortage?

It is?

Oh. Okay. I'm, uh, just gonna go do the dishes real quick. I'll be back later. Yeah. Uh, later. 

Biden being China's puppet probably has something to do with that.

Quote from: Moonie on May 08, 2024, 02:07:33 PMNo they can't allow 1.5 million people in.  Thats crazy anyone thinks they can.

I wish someone would tell that to Biden!

Quote from: Conservative Perspective on May 07, 2024, 05:51:04 PM'Best dwelling' for them 'is a jail cell'

Free housing, free food, free medical care... it's a squatter's dream! 

Quote from: Lokmar on May 07, 2024, 11:14:15 AMThe Desert Eagle uses a gas-operated ejection and chambering mechanism normally found in rifles, as opposed to the short recoil or blowback designs most commonly seen in semi-automatic pistols. The advantage of the gas operation is that it allows the use of far more powerful cartridges than traditional semi-automatic pistol designs. Thus, it allows the Desert Eagle to compete in an area that had previously been dominated by magnum revolvers.

Quote from: Lokmar on May 02, 2024, 11:02:21 PMPersonally, I hate Jim Beam. I call it "rot gut" because it acts like poison once it hits my stomach.

That's why grandpa gave it to me, he didn't like it either 

McDonalds is grabbing all the cash they can just like everyone else. "Oh, we need to raise prices twenty percent to keep up with costs... so let's raise prices forty percent instead and pocket the difference. Customers are so stupid they'll figure it's all because of inflation."

Throw those punks overboard and don't let them back on until they clean it all up.

Dammit Herman, I saw Trans and thought it meant tranny 

Quote from: Dove on May 03, 2024, 02:03:21 PMWe are literally born broken, sinful garbage. We can't meet holy standards.

Well yeah but isn't that kinda Gods fault since he created us?

Iranian rap?

Death to America Yo
Dey da Great Satan Bro
Hey Ho Moe Hoe Yo
Where mah camel go?

Quote from: JOE on May 04, 2024, 07:19:25 AMPlanning to be a car sometime. Didn't wanna spend too much.

Better make it a hatchback so you don't break the bank.

I think John Rambo pretty much nailed it.