So today is Good Friday - Wikipedia defines Good Friday as -
'Good Friday is a Christian holy day observing the crucifixion of Jesus and his death at Calvary'
Sunday is Easter Sunday which is defined as -
'Easter is a Christian festival and cultural holiday commemorating the resurrection of Jesus from the dead.'
However in Matthew 12:40, Jesus himself prophesies—as the final, explicit sign to the Jews of his identity—that he would be in the grave three days and three nights.
Well if Jesus was crucified on Friday and spent three days in the grave, wouldn't he have been resurrected on Monday? So why is Easter on Sunday and not Monday?
I bet they moved it just so we couldn't get a three day weekend. Those bastards!
Quote from: Oliver the Second on March 29, 2024, 12:16:17 PMSo today is Good Friday - Wikipedia defines Good Friday as -
'Good Friday is a Christian holy day observing the crucifixion of Jesus and his death at Calvary'
Sunday is Easter Sunday which is defined as -
'Easter is a Christian festival and cultural holiday commemorating the resurrection of Jesus from the dead.'
However in Matthew 12:40, Jesus himself prophesies—as the final, explicit sign to the Jews of his identity—that he would be in the grave three days and three nights.
Well if Jesus was crucified on Friday and spent three days in the grave, wouldn't he have been resurrected on Monday? So why is Easter on Sunday and not Monday?
I bet they moved it just so we couldn't get a three day weekend. Those bastards!
So, it falls on the Lord's Day..
When I was a young girl, Easter Monday was a statutory holiday.
This tune sounds rather 'Easter-ish'
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It is supposed to rain all weekend.
Quote from: Oerdin on March 30, 2024, 07:51:37 AMIt is supposed to rain all weekend.
At least you don't have to shovel it.
Quote from: formosan on March 29, 2024, 12:27:03 PMSo, it falls on the Lord's Day..
When I was a young girl, Easter Monday was a statutory holiday.
I remember as a kid, banks, schools, and department stores being closed on Easter Monday.
Because big business doesn't want you to have a reason to have a 3 day weekend.
nvm, OP already said it...
Joe Biden declared Easter Sunday National Transgender Visibility Day. I'm so glad I'm away from that nutty continent.
Quote from: Shen Li on March 30, 2024, 11:48:06 PMJoe Biden declared Easter Sunday National Transgender Visibility Day. I'm so glad I'm away from that nutty continent.
God hates faggits and wants them all dead. There is also a Biblical curse on those who call evil good and good evil. biden will roast in hell for all of eternity. I hope he dies and goes to hell soon.
Quote from: Lokmar on March 31, 2024, 12:14:15 AMGod hates faggits and wants them all dead. There is also a Biblical curse on those who call evil good and good evil. biden will roast in hell for all of eternity. I hope he dies and goes to hell soon.
I'm not religious, but he would not allow this day to fall on the first day of Ramadan.
Quote from: Shen Li on March 31, 2024, 12:16:34 AMI'm not religious, but he would not allow this day to fall on the first day of Ramadan.
Those filthy stinking muhzies co-opted a lot from The Bible. Its been quite a while since I've compared the holy days between the two. Overall, I found it unimportant to me.
If you have any Biblical knowledge and then read the koran (pig shit be upon it), you'll realize that the author of the koran (available now in 2-ply) had about a 2 year olds comprehension of The Bible when they plagiarized it.
Quote from: Lokmar on March 31, 2024, 12:20:34 AMThose filthy stinking muhzies co-opted a lot from The Bible. Its been quite a while since I've compared the holy days between the two. Overall, I found it unimportant to me.
If you have any Biblical knowledge and then read the koran (pig shit be upon it), you'll realize that the author of the koran (available now in 2-ply) had about a 2 year olds comprehension of The Bible when they plagiarized it.
Xianity, Judaism and Islam all have the same roots. They are Abrahamic religions.
Quote from: Shen Li on March 31, 2024, 12:22:25 AMXianity, Judaism and Islam all have the same roots. They are Abrahamic religions.
Well, thats the OFFICIAL world view.
I would challenge you to read the koran. Once you do, you'll never be able to compare it to The Torah or The Bible again. koran (the shit magnet) is so poorly written, its like someone took a Torah inclusive Bible and a history of muhammeds delusion from satan, dumped it into a vitamix, and set it on high mix. Its bonafied asinine.
Seriously, it's complete nonsense. As far as Abrahamic, the muhzies are descendants of Abraham.
Quote from: Lokmar on March 31, 2024, 12:27:06 AMWell, thats the OFFICIAL world view.
I would challenge you to read the koran. Once you do, you'll never be able to compare it to The Torah or The Bible again. koran (the shit magnet) is so poorly written, its like someone took a Torah inclusive Bible and a history of muhammeds delusion from satan, dumped it into a vitamix, and set it on high mix. Its bonafied asinine.
Seriously, it's complete nonsense. As far as Abrahamic, the muhzies are descendants of Abraham.
I have actually skimmed an English language Quran.
I read the Koran. Cover to cover. shit made no sense
it literally read like the author was tripping on ludes
Quote from: Biggie Smiles on March 31, 2024, 12:31:44 AMI read the Koran. Cover to cover. shit made no sense
it literally read like the author was tripping on ludes
It doesn't flow the way the old and new testaments do.
Quote from: Biggie Smiles on March 31, 2024, 12:31:44 AMI read the Koran. Cover to cover. shit made no sense
it literally read like the author was tripping on ludes
My best LOL was how they screwed up the narrative of Jesus' parentage. They clearly got it mixed up with Abram and Sarai.
Quote from: Shen Li on March 31, 2024, 12:36:13 AMIt doesn't flow the way the old and new testaments do.
Like I said, its completely mixed up. Stories are all mixed up.
The most important thing of note IMO though is the muhzie narrative of the Mahdi if I remember right. Asshole reads like he's an evil character out of Revelation. I'm serious, I have no doubts that islam is one of the evils that people will flock to in the end times.
I guess I need to re-read the koran again, excrement be upon it, to refresh my memory.
Quote from: Shen Li on March 31, 2024, 12:36:13 AMIt doesn't flow the way the old and new testaments do.
100% agree.
Quote from: Lokmar on March 31, 2024, 12:41:11 AMMy best LOL was how they screwed up the narrative of Jesus' parentage. They clearly got it mixed up with Abram and Sarai.
that dude was on drugs when he wrote that shit.
All fucked up and flying high
and these idiots pilot planes into buildings over it
I cant...lol :crampe:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcEJyFjBwrs
What makes the Muslim religion appealing is alcohol is off the table.
Unless Christians do something about sobriety the Muslims will slip into your local governments and changed your lives as you know them.
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Quote from: caskur on March 31, 2024, 09:52:43 AMWhat makes the Muslim religion appealing is alcohol is off the table.
Unless Christians do something about sobriety the Muslims will slip into your local governments and changed your lives as you know them.
alcohol is off the table but mind bending drugs, rape and murder are A Ok.
what a clusterfuck
Quote from: Biggie Smiles on March 31, 2024, 09:59:24 AMalcohol is off the table but mind bending drugs, rape and murder are A Ok.
what a clusterfuck
Yeah... the Muzzies love selling that shit and the stupid westerners buy it.
Quote from: caskur on March 31, 2024, 10:39:44 AMYeah... the Muzzies love selling that shit and the stupid westerners buy it.
I dunno.. there's quite a few on the east side gobbling it up like fat lily at an all you can eat buffet
Quote from: caskur on March 31, 2024, 09:52:43 AMWhat makes the Muslim religion appealing is alcohol is off the table.
Unless Christians do something about sobriety the Muslims will slip into your local governments and changed your lives as you know them.
They also execute faggits. Thats what REALLY makes islam, pig shit be upon it, attractive to people who want a return to sanity and morality.