Has mommy cautioned them to play with themselves on the front lawn and venture no further?
Will the big bad forum monsters eat their tiny brains and tear their pencil limbs apart if they dare to venture out of the safe spaces?
And, while we are on the topic of safe spaces, what is with being unable to dump the old mysql database into a .sql file and import it into the new installation? I mean really? Asking all previous members to re-register new accounts and marveling at a 200 post milestone? I nearly fell over in laughter when my minions informed me of such brazen incompetence.
Watching you tool chests fumble over a simple LAMP installation is like watching Fred Flinstone and Barney rubble trying to construct a spacecraft capable of interstellar travel.
You people are an embarrassment to the intelligence whatever monkeys evolved into your parents in a cave at the bottom of the earth somewhere.
This is not a hard task you know. Any person with so much as a cursory competency in server administration can perform such trivial duties. After all, I do recall the same person who is now too stupid to reconnect a previous database with a new installation saying they were competent enough to extract tell tale signs of "sql injection" attacks from their log files.
You morons need to place a nail gun at either ends of your cone head, pull the trigger and then attach the heads to a set of jumper cables to restart your malfunctioning shit-for-brains I swear.
Lord have mercy if I'd ever surround myself with such gross & drooling incompetence by registering at such a shit hole. Even if I were not IP banned for hurting the admin's feelz.