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Posted by Titania
 - December 06, 2016, 05:26:57 PM
There is nothing new under the sun, Odie.
Posted by Odinson
 - December 06, 2016, 05:01:45 PM
Quote from: "Titania"Oh, where to begin...



Three nuggets clustered in an unintentionally hilarious paragraph.



Some would consider this forum gold.


Quote from: "Odinson"I always manage to make a female blow up many times.. Its some kind of a gift.

You subscribe to the inflationary model, then?



I hope her silicone silence afterwards doesn't deflate your ego.


Quote from: "Odinson"Maybe its because I´m a savage in comparison to your usual male.

You wouldn't know a "usual male" if one walked right up to you and grabbed you by the pussy.


Quote from: "Odinson"I just dont want a female in any type of a relationship.

Well, that much is obvious. You work much harder (no pun intended) at cruising crossdressers than you do at wooing women. Last time I saw such a high degree of repressed homosexuality was every time I glance through one of Joe's post.


And I thought you were new.  ac_biggrin
Posted by Titania
 - December 06, 2016, 04:39:43 PM
Oh, where to begin...



Three nuggets clustered in an unintentionally hilarious paragraph.



Some would consider this forum gold.


Quote from: "Odinson"I always manage to make a female blow up many times.. Its some kind of a gift.

You subscribe to the inflationary model, then?



I hope her silicone silence afterwards doesn't deflate your ego.


Quote from: "Odinson"Maybe its because I´m a savage in comparison to your usual male.

You wouldn't know a "usual male" if one walked right up to you and grabbed you by the pussy.


Quote from: "Odinson"I just dont want a female in any type of a relationship.

Well, that much is obvious. You work much harder (no pun intended) at cruising crossdressers than you do at wooing women. Last time I saw such a high degree of repressed homosexuality was every time I glance through one of Joe's posts.
Posted by Odinson
 - December 06, 2016, 04:15:18 PM
Quote from: "Titania"Just blow her up, Odie.



I mean, you blow everything else up, no?


I always manage to make a female blow up many times.. Its some kind of a gift.



Maybe its because I´m a savage in comparison to your usual male.



I just dont want a female in any type of a relationship.
Posted by Titania
 - December 06, 2016, 01:31:32 PM
Just blow her up, Odie.



I mean, you blow everything else up, no?
Posted by Odinson
 - December 03, 2016, 03:43:29 PM
I do not know what to do with a woman.
Posted by RW
 - December 03, 2016, 01:21:30 PM
True.



Uhhhh....I'd love to stay and chat but ... uhhhh ... my dog just fell down the stairs.  



GTG!
Posted by Aryan
 - December 03, 2016, 01:12:33 PM
I wasn't aware I was addressing one!  :laugh:
Posted by RW
 - December 03, 2016, 01:09:15 PM
What a vulgar question to ask a lady!
Posted by Aryan
 - December 03, 2016, 01:07:50 PM
So you take it up the pooper RW?
Posted by RW
 - December 03, 2016, 01:06:59 PM
Don't knock it til you've tried it.
Posted by Aryan
 - December 03, 2016, 12:58:57 PM
Quote from: "Angry White Male"
Quote from: "SCOUSE"Haha is it?  He doesn't like me because I always mock him for being ass raped by his Syrian lodgers.   :laugh:


Something happened, and Blurt doesn't want to admit it...



Blurt is generally an "up-beat" poster.



He no longer is not.



Something happened...


If it was an anal intrusion, he will have enjoyed every minute of it.
Posted by RW
 - December 03, 2016, 12:34:09 PM
The surgeon said the numbness can go away but the nerve may not be fully repaired.  As long as the pain stays gone, it hasn't repaired itself.
Posted by Angry White Male
 - December 03, 2016, 03:34:13 AM
Quote from: "RW"The neurosurgeon who did it says it will likely repair over time and he'll have to do it again.   :negative:


It will.  When I sliced the top of my wrist (was drunk, got dropped off at my apartment that I was living in at the time, didn't have my keys, and did the old 'lift up and slide' that you could still do with those single pane cheap windows, my fucking hands broke the glass and I got sliced real good and deep by a falling piece), I never did seek medical attention.  It was a three or four stitch slice at the most, and I didn't worry about it.



It literally took a few years for the nerves to "fix" themselves to 100% of what they were.  I wasn't even sure if it would ever happen, but it slowly will over time.
Posted by Odinson
 - December 02, 2016, 08:41:18 PM
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Odinson"Herman I am a short fat cocked stud.



I aint the typical white man with an asian wife.

We know you are single and childless. You should ask Santa for one of these.

http://feeds2.yourstorewizards.com/2099/images/250x1000/fatwomblowup.jpg">

That's about as close to a chick as little oddstain will ever get. ac_toofunny

Well being married seems to be a pretty fucked up deal for a man nowadays..



I mean look at you... You are 100pounds fatter now than before you were married.



Another black man got fucked by the system.