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Posted by caskur
- March 27, 2020, 01:43:58 PMQuote from: "Guest"Quote from: "caskur"I'm personally going to write to Trump and ask him to strap Biggie Smellies to the front end of the rocket.
That should cure what ails him once and for all.
Drown yourself in a bowl of bat soup
How's your covid-19 progressing?
Just remember day 8 is exceptionally painful... I hope you have prescription strength pain killers handy.
Posted by Anonymous
- March 27, 2020, 01:25:36 PMQuote from: "caskur"I'm personally going to write to Trump and ask him to strap Biggie Smellies to the front end of the rocket.
That should cure what ails him once and for all.
Drown yourself in a bowl of bat soup
Posted by caskur
- March 27, 2020, 03:55:21 AMThat should cure what ails him once and for all.
Posted by Biggie Smiles
- March 27, 2020, 02:24:58 AMQuote from: "Herman"Quote from: "Biggie Smiles"Underground sources which wish to remain unidentified have confirmed via anonymous blog postings that Trump is building an ION cannon capable of blowing up the moon.
Within 1 to 2 weeks our moon, which has existed for millions of years, will be gone, sources say.
When asked why he wishes to blow up the moon Mr Trump had this to say : "Only things that are orange should be visible in our skies above"
More news as the story unfolds.
The moon aint ever done anything for me anyway. So, it's goodbye moon and good riddance.
Haven't you heard? The incel space movie geek has corrected my most embarrassing misstep. Ion cannons are not capable of blowing up the moon.
Boy do I feel stupid for not banging up on bad dope & keeping up on all those Star Trek episodes before nodding out on a dirty couch. Choosing instead to go out and fuck beautiful women and develop and exciting career in information security. Paving the way to execute SQL injection attacks on websites that no one gives a fuck about because the administrators are totally inept fucktards with zero social skills
Posted by Anonymous
- March 27, 2020, 12:56:22 AMQuote from: "Biggie Smiles"Underground sources which wish to remain unidentified have confirmed via anonymous blog postings that Trump is building an ION cannon capable of blowing up the moon.
Within 1 to 2 weeks our moon, which has existed for millions of years, will be gone, sources say.
When asked why he wishes to blow up the moon Mr Trump had this to say : "Only things that are orange should be visible in our skies above"
More news as the story unfolds.
The moon aint ever done anything for me anyway. So, it's goodbye moon and good riddance.
Posted by Biggie Smiles
- March 27, 2020, 12:15:12 AMDoes your vagina still bleed after the last time I kicked it?
Posted by Anonymous
- March 26, 2020, 10:49:58 PMPosted by Odinson
- March 26, 2020, 08:36:12 PMWe all know that Ion cannons work like the EMP... They disable all electronics while leaving the ship itself intact.
Posted by Anonymous
- March 26, 2020, 08:20:59 PMQuote from: "Biggie Smiles"TRUMP stops Tidal waves!
He's racist against Tidal Waves.
People have a right to die from Tidal Waves
Impeach him for this attack on Tidal Waves!
Posted by cc
- March 26, 2020, 07:55:45 PM
Posted by Oak
- March 26, 2020, 07:11:47 PMQuote from: "Biggie Smiles"TRUMP stops Tidal waves!
He's racist against Tidal Waves.
People have a right to die from Tidal Waves
Impeach him for this attack on Tidal Waves!
Posted by Biggie Smiles
- March 26, 2020, 06:56:07 PMHe's racist against Tidal Waves.
People have a right to die from Tidal Waves
Impeach him for this attack on Tidal Waves!
Posted by Anonymous
- March 26, 2020, 06:54:17 PMQuote from: "Biggie Smiles"Underground sources which wish to remain unidentified have confirmed via anonymous blog postings that Trump is building an ION cannon capable of blowing up the moon.
Within 1 to 2 weeks our moon, which has existed for millions of years, will be gone, sources say.
When asked why he wishes to blow up the moon Mr Trump had this to say : "Only things that are orange should be visible in our skies above"
More news as the story unfolds.
Oh well.
No more gravitational pull from the moon.
No more tidal waves, eh.
Posted by cc
- March 26, 2020, 06:31:43 PMI look forward to those updates ... and especially to the BIG day
Posted by Biggie Smiles
- March 26, 2020, 05:54:06 PMWithin 1 to 2 weeks our moon, which has existed for millions of years, will be gone, sources say.
When asked why he wishes to blow up the moon Mr Trump had this to say : "Only things that are orange should be visible in our skies above"
More news as the story unfolds.