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Posted by Anonymous
 - August 08, 2020, 10:00:00 PM
Quote from: "Erica Mena" post_id=374805 time=1596938295 user_id=2845
Off topic but I had to drive two hours to get my toes and eyebrows done.





Well worth it :thumbup:

When you are done with that do you want to come sit on old Herman's knee and drink some barrel wash.
Posted by Trump’s Niece
 - August 08, 2020, 09:58:15 PM
Off topic but I had to drive two hours to get my toes and eyebrows done.





Well worth it :thumbup:
Posted by Frood
 - August 08, 2020, 09:18:15 PM
Quote from: "Berry Sweet" post_id=374772 time=1596934731 user_id=164
I've been buying tp and stocking up on it, same with other items.  I should actually update my first aid kit.


Toilet paper is now readily available but the new panic buy here are fire pits.



Went to buy one last week and was told no shops have them since the first TP craze...



Thought outside the box though and hit a camping supplier who had heaps situated amongst their pitched tent displays.
Posted by Anonymous
 - August 08, 2020, 09:06:20 PM
Quote from: "Berry Sweet" post_id=374772 time=1596934731 user_id=164
I've been buying tp and stocking up on it, same with other items.  I should actually update my first aid kit.

That's good. Do you want to sit on old Herman's knee and drink some barrel wash.
Posted by Berry Sweet
 - August 08, 2020, 08:58:51 PM
I've been buying tp and stocking up on it, same with other items.  I should actually update my first aid kit.
Posted by Anonymous
 - August 08, 2020, 07:44:16 PM
Quote from: Renee post_id=374751 time=1596930118 user_id=156
Quote from: CTV post_id=374748 time=1596930025
I thought I would bump this thread as there will be a run on toilet paper again in September when the second wave really starts to hit. Buy toilet paper now or be without. Prepare for shut down number two!


Or you just be like Mel and wipe your ass with wet sheets.


No, I will purchase toilet paper instead. It is purpose made for the task at hand.
Posted by Renee
 - August 08, 2020, 07:41:58 PM
Quote from: CTV post_id=374748 time=1596930025
I thought I would bump this thread as there will be a run on toilet paper again in September when the second wave really starts to hit. Buy toilet paper now or be without. Prepare for shut down number two!


Or you just be like Mel and wipe your ass with wet sheets.
Posted by Anonymous
 - August 08, 2020, 07:40:25 PM
I thought I would bump this thread as there will be a run on toilet paper again in September when the second wave really starts to hit. Buy toilet paper now or be without. Prepare for shut down number two!
Posted by Anonymous
 - April 25, 2020, 01:33:20 AM
Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Mel"
Quote from: "Odinson"I only got one toilet paper roll left...



I guess I´m doomed.

Damp rag/washcloth should work well enough for temporary anal cleanliness measures!


No need...



We didnt start hoarding toilet paper..





The store shelves are full of toilet paper.

Do you have a full economic lockdown in Finland?


Schools are closed.. But the students are going to internet classes..



Restaurants are serving take out..



Bars are closed.





Everything else is open and working normally.

Hairstylists, dentists, and clothing stores are open?



Your lockdown is not as strict as ours..



How long will it last?


They are open... Some might choose to be closed though..



Constructions are running etc.





The schools are probably gonna open real soon..



The government is exceeding its constitutional powers and they are gonna have to ease up on the public sector shutdown.

What governments are doing in North America has gone on too long..



The lockdown is causing irreparable harm to our society.
Posted by Odinson
 - April 24, 2020, 02:50:39 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Mel"
Quote from: "Odinson"I only got one toilet paper roll left...



I guess I´m doomed.

Damp rag/washcloth should work well enough for temporary anal cleanliness measures!


No need...



We didnt start hoarding toilet paper..





The store shelves are full of toilet paper.

Do you have a full economic lockdown in Finland?


Schools are closed.. But the students are going to internet classes..



Restaurants are serving take out..



Bars are closed.





Everything else is open and working normally.

Hairstylists, dentists, and clothing stores are open?



Your lockdown is not as strict as ours..



How long will it last?


They are open... Some might choose to be closed though..



Constructions are running etc.





The schools are probably gonna open real soon..



The government is exceeding its constitutional powers and they are gonna have to ease up on the public sector shutdown.
Posted by Anonymous
 - April 24, 2020, 12:13:16 PM
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza"
Quote from: "A Real Man"Real men aren't concerned with toilet paper shortages.  Real men are confident enough to smell like shit if they have to!


A real man smells like arse to you?



That's real gay...

He is a real androgynous man.
Posted by Frood
 - April 24, 2020, 12:06:24 PM
Quote from: "A Real Man"Real men aren't concerned with toilet paper shortages.  Real men are confident enough to smell like shit if they have to!


A real man smells like arse to you?



That's real gay...
Posted by Anonymous
 - April 24, 2020, 09:20:48 AM
Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Mel"
Quote from: "Odinson"I only got one toilet paper roll left...



I guess I´m doomed.

Damp rag/washcloth should work well enough for temporary anal cleanliness measures!


No need...



We didnt start hoarding toilet paper..





The store shelves are full of toilet paper.

Do you have a full economic lockdown in Finland?


Schools are closed.. But the students are going to internet classes..



Restaurants are serving take out..



Bars are closed.





Everything else is open and working normally.

Hairstylists, dentists, and clothing stores are open?



Your lockdown is not as strict as ours..



How long will it last?
Posted by Odinson
 - April 24, 2020, 03:07:36 AM
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Mel"
Quote from: "Odinson"I only got one toilet paper roll left...



I guess I´m doomed.

Damp rag/washcloth should work well enough for temporary anal cleanliness measures!


No need...



We didnt start hoarding toilet paper..





The store shelves are full of toilet paper.

Do you have a full economic lockdown in Finland?


Schools are closed.. But the students are going to internet classes..



Restaurants are serving take out..



Bars are closed.





Everything else is open and working normally.
Posted by Anonymous
 - April 24, 2020, 12:19:03 AM
Quote from: "A Real Man"Real men aren't concerned with toilet paper shortages.  Real men are confident enough to smell like shit if they have to!

Does asswipe make you smell better. Do you buy some fruity scented asswipe?