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Posted by Dove
 - August 28, 2023, 01:57:50 PM
Quote from: Reggie Essent on August 20, 2023, 05:35:44 PMWhat a sweet gesture.  Just put grape juice in the flask and don't worry about dirt naps.  We all gotta take one sooner or later, so it's a waste of time thinking about it.

 I'm definitely putting bourbon in it lol.
Posted by Adolf Oliver Bush
 - August 21, 2023, 04:11:15 AM
Quote from: Bonesaw on August 20, 2023, 06:12:05 PMA nap implies we're going to wake up.  I've seen the people who are allegedly going to heaven.  I'd rather hit snooze for eternity, tbh.
I've heard tell the party downstairs is pretty happening.




The music is pretty kickass too.  :sdfjh (9):
Posted by Bonesaw
 - August 20, 2023, 06:12:05 PM
A nap implies we're going to wake up.  I've seen the people who are allegedly going to heaven.  I'd rather hit snooze for eternity, tbh.
Posted by Reggie Essent
 - August 20, 2023, 05:35:44 PM
Quote from: Dove on August 20, 2023, 05:22:10 PMWhen I was 19, my boyfriend (who was my boyfriend at this time as well lol) gave me a flask. And I drank A LOT of scotch out of that flask. I kept that and loved it for years.

 And a guy I ended up marrying when I was in my stupid phase...a very brief marriage to a full on psychopath...I never even talk about this guy, that's how bad it was....destroyed it. He hated my friendship with the one who gave it to me and anything of that was banned from the house. And I was super upset about it. I didn't tell my guy here about that until like....last month.

 So this morning he wakes me up and gives me a flask. We have been eachothers favorite drinking buddies forever so this is the sort of sentimental shit we do.

 I probably won't be pounding scotch out of it like the last one since I've had to learn how to better manage my substance abuse issues but I love it and I will take it to the grave and be buried with it. 

 And since I'm so much closer to taking that dirt nap now....you know I'm serious lol.

 

What a sweet gesture.  Just put grape juice in the flask and don't worry about dirt naps.  We all gotta take one sooner or later, so it's a waste of time thinking about it.
Posted by Dove
 - August 20, 2023, 05:22:10 PM
Quote from: Reggie Essent on August 20, 2023, 04:52:40 PMWe all do.  Just gotta roll with it.

I take Balance of Nature every day.  Can't point to anything it helps with except I miss it when I run out of my Fruits and Vegetables.


 When I was 19, my boyfriend (who was my boyfriend at this time as well lol) gave me a flask. And I drank A LOT of scotch out of that flask. I kept that and loved it for years.

 And a guy I ended up marrying when I was in my stupid phase...a very brief marriage to a full on psychopath...I never even talk about this guy, that's how bad it was....destroyed it. He hated my friendship with the one who gave it to me and anything of that was banned from the house. And I was super upset about it. I didn't tell my guy here about that until like....last month.

 So this morning he wakes me up and gives me a flask. We have been eachothers favorite drinking buddies forever so this is the sort of sentimental shit we do.

 I probably won't be pounding scotch out of it like the last one since I've had to learn how to better manage my substance abuse issues but I love it and I will take it to the grave and be buried with it. 

 And since I'm so much closer to taking that dirt nap now....you know I'm serious lol.

 
Posted by Reggie Essent
 - August 20, 2023, 04:52:40 PM
Quote from: Dove on August 20, 2023, 04:50:26 PM:drunk2:

 I'm getting old Reg. Halp!

We all do.  Just gotta roll with it.

I take Balance of Nature every day.  Can't point to anything it helps with except I miss it when I run out of my Fruits and Vegetables.
Posted by Dove
 - August 20, 2023, 04:50:26 PM
Quote from: Reggie Essent on August 20, 2023, 04:45:16 PMHi Doves.   :yeahhh:
:drunk2:

 I'm getting old Reg. Halp!
Posted by Reggie Essent
 - August 20, 2023, 04:45:16 PM
Quote from: Dove on August 20, 2023, 04:40:00 PMMy boyfriend just says "all them hoes" in his pimp voice. And I know exactly what he means.

 He is telling me to act right lol.

Hi Doves.   :yeahhh:
Posted by Dove
 - August 20, 2023, 04:40:00 PM
Quote from: Reggie Essent on August 18, 2023, 08:41:30 PMThat's because bitches can be cunts.

At least that's what my old cousin told me one time.  His girlfriend was in the other room and overheard and came storming in like a raging harridan.  "Bitches and cunts!  Cunts and bitches!  That's all that ever comes out of your goddamned mouth and I'm sick of it!  Which one am I, asshole!" she shrieked.

My cousin calmly looked at her and said "Right now you're being a cunt, bitch, so shut the fuck up."

He didn't get any pussy for the next two or three months.

 My boyfriend just says "all them hoes" in his pimp voice. And I know exactly what he means.

 He is telling me to act right lol.
Posted by Bonesaw
 - August 18, 2023, 09:49:51 PM
Quote from: Erica Mena on August 18, 2023, 09:43:49 PMYeah. You didn't see what I've seen.

Posted by Biggie Smiles
 - August 18, 2023, 09:47:40 PM
Quote from: Reggie Essent on August 18, 2023, 09:46:10 PMIt was a long time ago, and it was a glamor shot of sorts, but the titties looked quite nice as I recall.

I'm still a bit disappointed I never got any Hutt porn.

Posted by Reggie Essent
 - August 18, 2023, 09:46:10 PM
Quote from: Erica Mena on August 18, 2023, 09:43:49 PMYeah. You didn't see what I've seen. You could tell just by the fat chick angles that she's a big bitch

It was a long time ago, and it was a glamor shot of sorts, but the titties looked quite nice as I recall.

I'm still a bit disappointed I never got any Hutt porn.
Posted by Trump’s Niece
 - August 18, 2023, 09:43:49 PM
Quote from: Reggie Essent on August 18, 2023, 09:38:52 PMI never got Hutt porn -- I just got tittie pics.  :dontknow:


Yeah. You didn't see what I've seen. You could tell just by the fat chick angles that she's a big bitch
Posted by Biggie Smiles
 - August 18, 2023, 09:43:01 PM
Quote from: Reggie Essent on August 18, 2023, 09:38:52 PMI never got Hutt porn -- I just got tittie pics.   :dontknow:
:gross:
Posted by Reggie Essent
 - August 18, 2023, 09:38:52 PM
Quote from: Biggie Smiles on August 18, 2023, 09:13:21 PMI know Reggie wants to be a gentlemen about it and I respect him for that


but when we was admin's on trollvalhalla together I know he remembers Jabba The Murd sending all kinds of nasty Hutt porn to any male member she could get in contact with.

Especially when she was just climbing out of her 2nd bottle of Vodka on a Saturday night.

Now, some of your more desperate players, as in those that would fuck a pig carcass without batting an eye gave her the attention she craved but for the most part we just laughed at her on boards she couldn't see

FACT

I never got Hutt porn -- I just got tittie pics.   :dontknow: