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Posted by Shen Li
- Today at 10:20:46 PMQuote from: Dove on Today at 09:34:50 AMInteresting. So you just let the pits and legs be a jungle then?We are more evolved and therefore not hairy like you white apes.
You got one of them bush pussies don't you?
Haha. Eeewwww.
Posted by Dove
- Today at 09:34:50 AMQuote from: Shen Li on December 20, 2024, 11:33:12 AMI don't have a hairy white ass.
Interesting. So you just let the pits and legs be a jungle then?
You got one of them bush pussies don't you?
Haha. Eeewwww.
Posted by Dove
- Today at 09:32:34 AMQuote from: Shen Li on December 20, 2024, 11:51:58 AMDove's idea of being romantic with her husband, fucking a fellow low life on forums.You are a class act. You missed ur calling. You should have been a marriage counsellor, but you dropped out of high school. Poor Gene, I felt sorry for the fool.
Anyway, I usually don't post at night. I was checking my email after a midnight dip in our pool when I noticed notifications from the $5 year old minimum wage slave trying to escape a life of poverty on her knees.
Shen, I worked for Penthouse. If I wanted to "escape a life of poverty" on my knees I would be a wealthy woman right now.
In fact I've rejected men that YOU likely would have sold your soul for.
I'm smoother, sexier, smarter, more exciting and more likable than you are.
It just cracks me up when jealous forum women who can barely pull the male attention they seek..on a forum....project this hard.
I really really doubt you afford your lifestyle on YOUR income. I'm willing to bet your check is the "fun" money while your husband handles all the living expenses.
Not that I think anything is wrong with that, but you do and that's just funny and sad. You are absolutely living off a man and mad about it.
Posted by Shen Li
- December 20, 2024, 11:51:58 AMQuote from: Shen Li on December 20, 2024, 11:33:12 AMI don't have a hairy white ass.
Quote from: Dove on December 20, 2024, 07:14:24 AMYou should try to be romantic with your husband.Dove's idea of being romantic with her husband, fucking a fellow low life on forums.
Buy him some flowers. Men actually love that. Write him a mushy letter. Be cheesey.
We lay in bed and talk about politics or recipes. We have an intimate relationship yes but we are also in our mid 40s and I get up every week day at 5am for work.
Not quite the porno you have playing in your mind, but thanks for weeding out a tongue and cheek comment that everyone else understood as humor.
What was it, the part about having a nice evening on nye with just me and him or how I said I better shave for it? What was the problem with what i said?
I've noticed your lack of offense when men overstate or talk about their lives. Are you offended when Lokmar openly talks about busting nuts raw in his wife all night?
Are you offended when Biggie talks about laying the spit shine on his woman's ovaries?
When Oerdin tells of his Tinder adventures and the 25 year old latina he gets to plow like a cornfield? Are you lecturing and berating him over his divorce?
Etc?
I'm not offended by any of that.
I think you allow more room for men to post as they wish but believe women should follow a bunch of other rules.
You do not get to police how I interact with people I have interacted with since 2008 and they aren't going to take you seriously when you are telling them I'm "exactly like Murdock". That is fucking wild. Like you really have to stretch to say that.
Even Froods WIFE has more experience with me on a personal level than you.
Jealousy can truly throw one's judgement.
You are a class act. You missed ur calling. You should have been a marriage counsellor, but you dropped out of high school. Poor Gene, I felt sorry for the fool. Anyway, I usually don't post at night. I was checking my email after a midnight dip in our pool when I noticed notifications from the $5 year old minimum wage slave trying to escape a life of poverty on her knees.
Posted by Shen Li
- December 20, 2024, 11:33:12 AMQuote from: Dove on December 20, 2024, 07:14:53 AMMake sure to shave.I don't have a hairy white ass.
Posted by Frood
- December 20, 2024, 08:03:22 AMQuote from: Dove on December 20, 2024, 07:14:24 AMYou should try to be romantic with your husband.
Buy him some flowers. Men actually love that. Write him a mushy letter. Be cheesey.
We lay in bed and talk about politics or recipes. We have an intimate relationship yes but we are also in our mid 40s and I get up every week day at 5am for work.
Not quite the porno you have playing in your mind, but thanks for weeding out a tongue and cheek comment that everyone else understood as humor.
What was it, the part about having a nice evening on nye with just me and him or how I said I better shave for it? What was the problem with what i said?
I've noticed your lack of offense when men overstate or talk about their lives. Are you offended when Lokmar openly talks about busting nuts raw in his wife all night?
Are you offended when Biggie talks about laying the spit shine on his woman's ovaries?
When Oerdin tells of his Tinder adventures and the 25 year old latina he gets to plow like a cornfield? Are you lecturing and berating him over his divorce?
Etc?
I'm not offended by any of that.
I think you allow more room for men to post as they wish but believe women should follow a bunch of other rules.
You do not get to police how I interact with people I have interacted with since 2008 and they aren't going to take you seriously when you are telling them I'm "exactly like Murdock". That is fucking wild. Like you really have to stretch to say that.
Even Froods WIFE has more experience with me on a personal level than you.
Jealousy can truly throw one's judgement.
That's right...I forgot you've chatted a couple of times over the years with my battle axe womb when I was going for a slash or something....
Posted by Dove
- December 20, 2024, 07:14:53 AMQuote from: Shen Li on December 17, 2024, 11:30:06 PMWe got mojito ingredients, Bordeaux Blanc and Tiger beer ready for X-mas eve night and for X-mas day. Mojitos for me, beer for him, white wine for both of us on the 25th.
Make sure to shave.
Posted by Dove
- December 20, 2024, 07:14:24 AMQuote from: Shen Li on December 17, 2024, 11:23:38 PM
You should try to be romantic with your husband.
Buy him some flowers. Men actually love that. Write him a mushy letter. Be cheesey.
We lay in bed and talk about politics or recipes. We have an intimate relationship yes but we are also in our mid 40s and I get up every week day at 5am for work.
Not quite the porno you have playing in your mind, but thanks for weeding out a tongue and cheek comment that everyone else understood as humor.
What was it, the part about having a nice evening on nye with just me and him or how I said I better shave for it? What was the problem with what i said?
I've noticed your lack of offense when men overstate or talk about their lives. Are you offended when Lokmar openly talks about busting nuts raw in his wife all night?
Are you offended when Biggie talks about laying the spit shine on his woman's ovaries?
When Oerdin tells of his Tinder adventures and the 25 year old latina he gets to plow like a cornfield? Are you lecturing and berating him over his divorce?
Etc?
I'm not offended by any of that.
I think you allow more room for men to post as they wish but believe women should follow a bunch of other rules.
You do not get to police how I interact with people I have interacted with since 2008 and they aren't going to take you seriously when you are telling them I'm "exactly like Murdock". That is fucking wild. Like you really have to stretch to say that.
Even Froods WIFE has more experience with me on a personal level than you.
Jealousy can truly throw one's judgement.
Posted by DKG
- December 18, 2024, 07:41:50 AMQuote from: Reggie Essent on December 17, 2024, 04:37:20 PMI like light lagers. Ales are OK and I like some hard ciders. Stouts and dark beers suck. I do like me some of the micro-brewery products around, like Two Brothers up the river from me in Aurora. They brew a kick ass honey weiss. But for the most part, I just stock my fridge with some common swill.I like light lagers too. And I support local micro brewers too. I should buy some this weekend for Christmas.
Posted by Shen Li
- December 17, 2024, 11:30:06 PMWe got mojito ingredients, Bordeaux Blanc and Tiger beer ready for X-mas eve night and for X-mas day. Mojitos for me, beer for him, white wine for both of us on the 25th.
Posted by Shen Li
- December 17, 2024, 11:23:38 PMQuote from: Dove on December 14, 2024, 02:39:24 PMI'm excited about it.
My man and I have NYE to ourselves. He wants to make a special dinner,break out the drinks and "see where the night takes us".
So I'm definitely shaving for this lol
Posted by Lokmar
- December 17, 2024, 06:39:38 PMQuote from: Reggie Essent on December 17, 2024, 04:37:20 PMI like some hard ciders.
I like to soak it in cider.
Posted by Reggie Essent
- December 17, 2024, 04:37:20 PMQuote from: DKG on December 17, 2024, 07:56:38 AMAre you a beer man? If you are what do you like? light lagers, ales, stouts, or possibly British cider?
I like light lagers. Ales are OK and I like some hard ciders. Stouts and dark beers suck. I do like me some of the micro-brewery products around, like Two Brothers up the river from me in Aurora. They brew a kick ass honey weiss. But for the most part, I just stock my fridge with some common swill.
Posted by DKG
- December 17, 2024, 07:56:38 AMQuote from: Reggie Essent on December 14, 2024, 09:32:52 PMI only liked bourbon. Four Roses or Evan or that Basil Heyden stuff. That was too fucking expensive. Evan and Jack are similar, but Evan tasted smoother to me. Jim Beam ain't bad either. Don't matter now, I laid off that juice.Are you a beer man? If you are what do you like? light lagers, ales, stouts, or possibly British cider?
Posted by Reggie Essent
- December 14, 2024, 10:24:46 PMQuote from: Lokmar on December 14, 2024, 10:11:35 PMI've found its best to fortify yourself with zinc, magnesium, and potassium if you're gonna drink hard! Plus, if you buy the tippy top shelf shit like Lokmar does,you dont suffer from the side effect that you get from the cheap shit.
Trust me. Ima fukin proffesssional!
It is true that top shelf stuff doesn't rot the gut so much.