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Posted by Shen Li
 - Today at 08:50:38 PM
Actually, he is a coprophiliac.
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - Today at 07:53:45 PM
Quote from: Prof Emeritus at Fawk U on Today at 07:25:33 PMHis hobbies are stamp collecting, long walks on the beach, and full contact nude kickboxing.



Which explains his falsetto voice.

Actually, I am a philatelist. 🤣

Amen.
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - Today at 07:25:33 PM
His hobbies are stamp collecting, long walks on the beach, and full contact nude kickboxing.



Which explains his falsetto voice.
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - Today at 11:01:05 AM
After all these years, still thinks "shit, shower and shave" means "shit in the shower and shave."

Amen.
Posted by Herman
 - Today at 12:50:55 AM
Old Shen Li is like a community college.
She's cheap, easy to get into, and people will settle for her if they can't do any better.
Posted by Shen Li
 - Today at 12:43:12 AM
He's so cheap that when he played football, the object was to get the quarter back.
Posted by Reggie Essent
 - Today at 12:06:16 AM
What's the difference between an Iron Chink and a Pink Chink?

Two orgasms.
Posted by Shen Li
 - March 13, 2025, 09:50:17 PM
What's the difference between Prof's jokes and his penis?
Nobody laughs at his jokes.
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - March 13, 2025, 07:43:35 PM
Is a great client of that salesman.
Posted by Frood
 - March 13, 2025, 10:27:07 AM
Became a Rainbow vacuum cleaner salesman because he wanted into the gay porn industry.
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - March 13, 2025, 01:08:17 AM
Independent beauty consultant for Mary Kay.

Amen.
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - March 13, 2025, 01:03:17 AM
Amway representative.
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - March 12, 2025, 07:19:00 PM
Whenever he farts outdoors, buzzards arrive and begin circling.

Amen. 
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - March 12, 2025, 06:36:14 PM
Hookers offer him freebies and he still says no.
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - March 12, 2025, 02:16:22 PM
Quote from: Shen Li on March 12, 2025, 07:05:09 AMFrood's Wife: 'I can't believe you went to a prostitute to have sex!'

Frood: 'What did you expect? We haven't done anything for months.'

Frood's wife: 'You could have told me you were willing to pay.'

Heh. There ain't no sucha thang as free poontang.   Just sayin'.

Amen.