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Posted by J E B Stuart
 - Today at 06:26:19 PM
Twerks to gospel music.

Amen.
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - Today at 06:04:24 PM
Twerks to waltz music.
Posted by Shen Li
 - Today at 01:26:23 AM
He went out dressed as a chicken last night and met a girl who was dressed like an egg. One thing led to another and the lifelong question was answered: It was the chicken.
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - March 15, 2025, 05:14:28 PM
His mother shoulda swallowed.

Amen.
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - March 15, 2025, 12:44:41 AM
Has financed a tattoo.
Posted by Shen Li
 - March 14, 2025, 08:50:38 PM
Actually, he is a coprophiliac.
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - March 14, 2025, 07:53:45 PM
Quote from: Prof Emeritus at Fawk U on March 14, 2025, 07:25:33 PMHis hobbies are stamp collecting, long walks on the beach, and full contact nude kickboxing.



Which explains his falsetto voice.

Actually, I am a philatelist. 🤣

Amen.
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - March 14, 2025, 07:25:33 PM
His hobbies are stamp collecting, long walks on the beach, and full contact nude kickboxing.



Which explains his falsetto voice.
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - March 14, 2025, 11:01:05 AM
After all these years, still thinks "shit, shower and shave" means "shit in the shower and shave."

Amen.
Posted by Herman
 - March 14, 2025, 12:50:55 AM
Old Shen Li is like a community college.
She's cheap, easy to get into, and people will settle for her if they can't do any better.
Posted by Shen Li
 - March 14, 2025, 12:43:12 AM
He's so cheap that when he played football, the object was to get the quarter back.
Posted by Reggie Essent
 - March 14, 2025, 12:06:16 AM
What's the difference between an Iron Chink and a Pink Chink?

Two orgasms.
Posted by Shen Li
 - March 13, 2025, 09:50:17 PM
What's the difference between Prof's jokes and his penis?
Nobody laughs at his jokes.
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - March 13, 2025, 07:43:35 PM
Is a great client of that salesman.
Posted by Frood
 - March 13, 2025, 10:27:07 AM
Became a Rainbow vacuum cleaner salesman because he wanted into the gay porn industry.