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Posted by Renegade Quark
 - Today at 12:50:10 AM
Is proof that rock bottom has a basement.
Posted by Shen Li
 - April 01, 2025, 10:52:37 PM
He got constipated while preparing his annual tax return. He couldn't budget, so he had to work it out with a paper and pencil.

Posted by J E B Stuart
 - April 01, 2025, 06:21:10 PM
Is the foremost authority on all things pertaining to Frood's wang.

Amen.
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - April 01, 2025, 01:33:06 PM
His wang is the "before" pic of those male enhancement ads.
Posted by Frood
 - April 01, 2025, 12:43:14 AM
Once jerked Paul Reubens off in a truck-stop toilet stall...

...with his bare feet.
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - April 01, 2025, 12:37:37 AM
Is so ugly it hurts my feelings.
Posted by Shen Li
 - March 31, 2025, 10:20:21 PM
His new diet consists of eating whatever sticks to the walls of the deep fryer.
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - March 31, 2025, 08:44:43 PM
Brags that he can fart at will.

Amen.
Posted by Frood
 - March 31, 2025, 03:19:51 PM
Carries two ice cubes in shot glasses around just in case his nads start overheating.
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - March 31, 2025, 01:12:36 PM
Wears an "ass bra" for his walks. 
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - March 31, 2025, 11:49:45 AM
Has to put on a cup when he wears shorts to keep his knees from knockin' his 'nads.

Amen.
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - March 31, 2025, 01:08:59 AM
Is depriving a village somewhere of their fool.
Posted by Frood
 - March 31, 2025, 12:59:48 AM
Went hunting for a piece of ass; got teabagged by a pair of donkeys.
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - March 31, 2025, 12:41:54 AM
Two-bagger.
Posted by Shen Li
 - March 30, 2025, 10:00:07 PM
The difference between Stuart and an egg is that an egg gets laid.