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Posted by Frood
 - Today at 09:59:08 AM
Masturbates with chocolate and Graham crackers near campfires.
Posted by Garraty_47
 - Today at 08:46:12 AM
Is such a pussy his wife calls him to dinner by going "Pspspsps!"
Posted by Frood
 - Today at 02:13:23 AM
Is so fugly, he's got warts growing out of his hairs.
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - Today at 12:50:55 AM
Gives the term "hair lip" a new meaning.
Posted by Shen Li
 - April 02, 2025, 10:37:56 PM
He paints rabbits on his bald head because from a distance they look like hares.
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - April 02, 2025, 07:36:30 PM
Lives in that basement.
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - April 02, 2025, 12:50:10 AM
Is proof that rock bottom has a basement.
Posted by Shen Li
 - April 01, 2025, 10:52:37 PM
He got constipated while preparing his annual tax return. He couldn't budget, so he had to work it out with a paper and pencil.

Posted by J E B Stuart
 - April 01, 2025, 06:21:10 PM
Is the foremost authority on all things pertaining to Frood's wang.

Amen.
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - April 01, 2025, 01:33:06 PM
His wang is the "before" pic of those male enhancement ads.
Posted by Frood
 - April 01, 2025, 12:43:14 AM
Once jerked Paul Reubens off in a truck-stop toilet stall...

...with his bare feet.
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - April 01, 2025, 12:37:37 AM
Is so ugly it hurts my feelings.
Posted by Shen Li
 - March 31, 2025, 10:20:21 PM
His new diet consists of eating whatever sticks to the walls of the deep fryer.
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - March 31, 2025, 08:44:43 PM
Brags that he can fart at will.

Amen.
Posted by Frood
 - March 31, 2025, 03:19:51 PM
Carries two ice cubes in shot glasses around just in case his nads start overheating.