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Posted by J E B Stuart
 - Today at 02:25:49 PM
Boasts to anyone and everyone that he loves eatin' pussy. Perhaps it is merely a coincidence that there are no cats within 5 miles of his house.

Amen.
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - Today at 09:19:52 AM
Wears a thong while shopping...





... for more thongs. 
Posted by Frood
 - Today at 03:26:05 AM
Convicted by the National Park Service for assalting and battering a Mr. Woody Woodpecker and a number of squirrely witnesses.
Posted by Shen Li
 - Today at 12:58:27 AM
He was blessed with a 9 inch dick.

That priest is in jail now.
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - Today at 12:55:48 AM
Fly Trap is what he named his pecker.
Posted by Frood
 - April 04, 2025, 05:16:59 PM
Banned from his local garden centres for humping the Venus Fly Traps.
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - April 04, 2025, 04:28:54 PM
Fired from his job as a Walmart greeter, due to numerous customer complaints he demanded they pull his finger to be granted entrance into the store.

Amen.
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - April 04, 2025, 12:19:48 AM
Five feet of bad road.
Posted by Shen Li
 - April 03, 2025, 10:45:52 PM
Short men like Freud are oppressed. They're always getting overlooked.
Posted by Frood
 - April 03, 2025, 09:59:08 AM
Masturbates with chocolate and Graham crackers near campfires.
Posted by Garraty_47
 - April 03, 2025, 08:46:12 AM
Is such a pussy his wife calls him to dinner by going "Pspspsps!"
Posted by Frood
 - April 03, 2025, 02:13:23 AM
Is so fugly, he's got warts growing out of his hairs.
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - April 03, 2025, 12:50:55 AM
Gives the term "hair lip" a new meaning.
Posted by Shen Li
 - April 02, 2025, 10:37:56 PM
He paints rabbits on his bald head because from a distance they look like hares.
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - April 02, 2025, 07:36:30 PM
Lives in that basement.