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Posted by J E B Stuart
 - Today at 09:41:22 AM
Has a bingo jones.

Amen.
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - Today at 12:39:14 AM
Has bingo wings.
Posted by Shen Li
 - April 07, 2025, 09:41:54 PM
His wife dressed up as a policewoman and told him he was under arrest on suspicion of being good in bed.

After two minutes she said all charges were being dropped due to a lack of evidence.
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - April 07, 2025, 08:03:21 PM
This song was playing when the ASPCA raided his place and were shocked at what they found.

Posted by J E B Stuart
 - April 07, 2025, 02:49:17 PM
After listening to the great Roger Miller classic, decided Miller was fulla shit. Sooooo, one day he bought a pair o' roller skates. . . .

Doctors are hopeful Frood can go home from the hospital next weekend.



Amen.


Posted by Frood
 - April 07, 2025, 12:25:44 AM
Gargles with bulldog DNA.
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - April 07, 2025, 12:10:49 AM
Has the DNA of a bulldog.
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - April 06, 2025, 02:26:00 PM
Has the intelligence of a bulldog.
Posted by Frood
 - April 06, 2025, 02:51:32 AM
Has the face of a bulldog shitting a wasp nest.
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - April 06, 2025, 12:18:56 AM
Has the face of a Bulldog chewing a wasp.
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - April 05, 2025, 02:25:49 PM
Boasts to anyone and everyone that he loves eatin' pussy. Perhaps it is merely a coincidence that there are no cats within 5 miles of his house.

Amen.
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - April 05, 2025, 09:19:52 AM
Wears a thong while shopping...





... for more thongs. 
Posted by Frood
 - April 05, 2025, 03:26:05 AM
Convicted by the National Park Service for assalting and battering a Mr. Woody Woodpecker and a number of squirrely witnesses.
Posted by Shen Li
 - April 05, 2025, 12:58:27 AM
He was blessed with a 9 inch dick.

That priest is in jail now.
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - April 05, 2025, 12:55:48 AM
Fly Trap is what he named his pecker.