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Posted by Shen Li
 - May 07, 2025, 09:23:42 PM
Or Stu a cup.
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - May 07, 2025, 09:06:16 PM
Stu:   Hey Iron Chink, if a person has no hands, do they need gloves?

Iron Chink:  No.

Stu:  If a person has no feet, do they need socks?

Iron Chink:  No.

Stu:  Then why in hell are you wearin' a bra?

Amen.
Posted by Shen Li
 - May 07, 2025, 08:16:32 PM
The 3 words RQ's wife doesn't want to hear from him while having sex are honey I'm home.
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - May 07, 2025, 04:25:57 PM
Chinatown Barbie.
Posted by Shen Li
 - May 07, 2025, 12:56:37 AM
When he goes to a hooker, he's not paying her for sex. He's paying her to leave.
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - May 07, 2025, 12:28:07 AM
Is a beslubbering, beef-witted bugbear.
Posted by Shen Li
 - May 06, 2025, 10:26:50 PM
He has the most effective form of contraception on the planet--his face.
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - May 06, 2025, 12:45:04 PM
She goes to her local cosmetic surgeon for Botox injections on her booty and the surgeon has to use a couple of gallons.
Posted by Shen Li
 - May 05, 2025, 10:28:40 PM
His shrink told RQ he was crazy and he said I want a second opinion. The shrink said okay, you're ugly too.
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - May 05, 2025, 12:05:33 AM
Will love you long time.
Posted by Shen Li
 - May 04, 2025, 10:21:04 PM
If Herman talks dirty to a woman, that's sexual harassment. If a woman talks dirty to Herman that's 7 bucks a minute.
Posted by Herman
 - May 04, 2025, 07:18:42 PM
Has a sideways vagina.
Posted by Shen Li
 - May 03, 2025, 09:16:28 PM
I heard from a reliable source Prof is in trouble with his new girlfriend.

After they had sex last night she said, "You know, you're easily the biggest I've ever had."

Apparently, "Ditto" wasn't the correct response.
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - May 03, 2025, 06:58:21 PM
His ex-GF.
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - May 03, 2025, 09:35:16 AM
His go-to fap assistant:



Amen.