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Posted by Shen Li
 - April 14, 2025, 10:22:48 PM
RQ said to his mother, "Mom, all the kids at school are making fun of me because I'm still a virgin."

His mother replied, "Well, start giving them bad grades and they'll stop."
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - April 14, 2025, 12:04:30 PM
Could get lost in a 55 gallon drum with both ends cut out.
Posted by Shen Li
 - April 12, 2025, 11:13:38 PM
He got hearing AIDS from unprotected phone sex.
Posted by Herman
 - April 12, 2025, 09:56:14 PM
His old lady makes him shine the shitters in their house.
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - April 12, 2025, 09:53:06 PM
Whenever he feels like dinner and a date, he goes to the county lockup and moons the first cop he sees.

Amen.
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - April 12, 2025, 07:20:16 PM
Hangs out outside the exit of a prison looking for a sugar daddy.
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - April 12, 2025, 11:57:58 AM
Has a successful side hustle as Kathoey Kween yum-yum ow-ow.

Amen.
Posted by Shen Li
 - April 11, 2025, 11:06:54 PM
His dentist reminded him about his wife's sensitive gag reflex.

They laughed about it for a while.

Then RQ remembered he and his wife have different dentists.
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - April 11, 2025, 11:01:29 PM
Has teeth that could eat an apple through a fence.
Posted by Shen Li
 - April 11, 2025, 10:20:27 PM
The other day he got pulled over by a cop. When the cop walked up, Freud pulled out his 9mm.

Once the cop stopped laughing, he wrote Freud up for indecent exposure.

Posted by Frood
 - April 11, 2025, 09:18:53 AM
Is so stingy she eats her breakfast cereal with a fork to save milk...
Posted by Shen Li
 - April 09, 2025, 10:16:50 PM
He got a vasectomy but his wife still got pregnant.

Apparently, all a vasectomy does is change the colour of the baby.
Posted by Reggie Essent
 - April 09, 2025, 09:57:07 PM
Only plays with his dog until the peanut butter is licked off.
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - April 09, 2025, 09:47:10 PM
Has to wear a pork chop necklace to get his dog to play with him.
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - April 09, 2025, 03:19:15 PM
Has a face that makes onions cry.