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Posted by Shen Li
 - April 19, 2025, 12:32:00 AM
"Give it to me! Give it to me!" she yelled. "I'm so wet, give it to me now!" She could scream all she wanted, but Prof was keeping the umbrella.
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - April 18, 2025, 11:37:51 PM
We all evolved from apes, but she didn't evolve far enough.
Posted by Shen Li
 - April 18, 2025, 09:12:48 PM
Stuart walks into a hotel, goes to the front desk and says "I hope the porn is disabled."

The guy at the desk replies "It's just regular porn you sick fuck."
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - April 18, 2025, 02:49:30 PM
Is a pimple porn stand-in for the money shots.

Amen.
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - April 18, 2025, 02:21:09 PM
Is a pimple porn actor.
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - April 18, 2025, 08:22:09 AM
Has a severe pimple porn addiction.


Amen.
Posted by Shen Li
 - April 18, 2025, 01:41:38 AM
He asked his phone "Siri, why am I still single?" And it activated the front camera.

Posted by Renegade Quark
 - April 18, 2025, 01:07:57 AM
Bint.
Posted by Shen Li
 - April 17, 2025, 10:40:28 PM
I read the average age to lose your virginity is 17 years old.

Stuart is finally well above average for something.

Posted by J E B Stuart
 - April 17, 2025, 04:00:45 PM
Enjoys binge watching Dr. Pimple Popper with her pimple posse at their weekly zits-a-poppin' parties. 

Amen.

Posted by Shen Li
 - April 14, 2025, 10:22:48 PM
RQ said to his mother, "Mom, all the kids at school are making fun of me because I'm still a virgin."

His mother replied, "Well, start giving them bad grades and they'll stop."
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - April 14, 2025, 12:04:30 PM
Could get lost in a 55 gallon drum with both ends cut out.
Posted by Shen Li
 - April 12, 2025, 11:13:38 PM
He got hearing AIDS from unprotected phone sex.
Posted by Herman
 - April 12, 2025, 09:56:14 PM
His old lady makes him shine the shitters in their house.
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - April 12, 2025, 09:53:06 PM
Whenever he feels like dinner and a date, he goes to the county lockup and moons the first cop he sees.

Amen.