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Posted by JOE
 - Today at 01:28:21 AM
Quote from: Shen Li on Today at 12:38:57 AMYes, I am Joe.

If it makes you feel better avatar_Shen Li Shen, I met a beautiful Chinese Doctor the other day. She was so pretty & petite. I didn't realize Chinese women could be so beautiful.
Posted by Shen Li
 - Today at 12:38:57 AM
Yes, I am Joe.
Posted by JOE
 - Today at 12:33:51 AM
Quote from: Shen Li on Today at 12:30:35 AMI remember when I use my microscope.

Are you upset that SUV driver who mowed down 11 people in Vancouver may have been Chinese avatar_Shen Li Shen?
Posted by Shen Li
 - Today at 12:30:35 AM
I remember when I use my microscope.
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - April 27, 2025, 11:13:54 AM
Try as she might, just can't get ol' Stu's tallywacker off her mind.

Amen.
Posted by Shen Li
 - April 27, 2025, 12:52:55 AM
His penis was in the Guinness Book of World Records, but the librarian told him to take it out.
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - April 24, 2025, 04:54:43 AM
She's the reason God created the middle finger.

Amen.
Posted by Shen Li
 - April 23, 2025, 08:40:24 PM
RQ walks into a bar and says to the bartender I slept with my wife before we were married. Did you?

The bartender says, I don't know what does your wife look like.
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - April 23, 2025, 08:13:56 PM
He looks like he would be easy to draw.
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - April 23, 2025, 07:44:10 PM
Discovered a new and very dangerous microbial lifeform...




...after scratching his crotch.
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - April 22, 2025, 11:27:03 PM
Is so ugly her proctologist puts his finger in her mouth.
Posted by Shen Li
 - April 22, 2025, 07:52:16 PM
He asked his girlfriend if she wanted a quickie.

She replied, as opposed to what.
Posted by Garraty_47
 - April 22, 2025, 07:22:42 PM
When his mother was breastfeeding she'd close her eyes and pretend she was with another baby.
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - April 22, 2025, 04:46:18 PM
Dollar Store Michelle Yeoh.
Posted by Shen Li
 - April 19, 2025, 12:32:00 AM
"Give it to me! Give it to me!" she yelled. "I'm so wet, give it to me now!" She could scream all she wanted, but Prof was keeping the umbrella.