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Posted by King Raho
 - Today at 06:50:08 PM
Quote from: Herman on Today at 04:56:30 PMDeath by hand sanitizer overdose.
Heh, so you're saying the almighty has a sense of humour after all.  :crampe:
Posted by Herman
 - Today at 06:38:02 PM
Quote from: Lokmar on Today at 06:36:17 PMI believe that falls under stoning to death. Of course they have to be put on trial and found guilty first.
Most chugs like Eddie die from getting too stoned.
Posted by Lokmar
 - Today at 06:36:17 PM
Quote from: King Raho on Today at 12:32:17 PMWhat's his penalty for mutant chugs who troll for homosexual intercourse online?

I believe that falls under stoning to death. Of course they have to be put on trial and found guilty first.
Posted by Herman
 - Today at 04:57:09 PM
Quote from: Edward on Today at 02:56:04 PMMy boney chug arms and legs can be used as toothpicks.
That's the first truthful thing you have ever posted.
Posted by Herman
 - Today at 04:56:30 PM
Quote from: King Raho on Today at 12:32:17 PMWhat's his penalty for mutant chugs who troll for homosexual intercourse online?
Death by hand sanitizer overdose.
Posted by Edward
 - Today at 02:56:04 PM
My boney chug arms and legs can be used as toothpicks.
Posted by King Raho
 - Today at 12:38:30 PM
Quote from: Chugward on Today at 12:06:06 PMYou sound gay. Wanting insert things into other men's bums. You are a poofter.
So you accept that your earlier statement was in error and that I would not, in fact, be "running away from you" with kaka running down my legs. A rare moment for you I'm sure, admitting you were wrong about anything.

I wonder what else you might be wrong about. Maybe you could try grabbing your ankles for a bit and see whether or not I turn up to insert objects up your hoop.
Posted by Eggward
 - Today at 12:37:50 PM
I look like I am fresh from Shropshire England, where my family are from. My family has our own crest and coat of arms. I doubt yours does.
Posted by King Raho
 - Today at 12:32:17 PM
Quote from: Lokmar on Today at 12:26:19 PMTrue. The One and Only God condemns torture so I must comply. However, stoning, beheading, and burning at the stake are approved so.....
What's his penalty for mutant chugs who troll for homosexual intercourse online?
Posted by Brent
 - Today at 12:30:54 PM
I heard from reliable sources Eddie the chug looks like he is fresh off the rez.
Posted by Lokmar
 - Today at 12:26:19 PM
Quote from: King Raho on Today at 11:44:30 AMBrother Lokmar likes his victims to have a quick, clean end. I'm far more creative in my solutions to problems than he could ever hope to be.



True. The One and Only God condemns torture so I must comply. However, stoning, beheading, and burning at the stake are approved so.....
Posted by Frood
 - Today at 12:15:49 PM
Quote from: Eggward on Today at 12:06:06 PMYou sound gay. Wanting insert things into other men's bums. You are a poofter.

If I were to quietly dispatch you, I'd go with a slightly different tact.

A can of expanding foam sprayed up your arsehole quickly followed by a small collapsible three pronged kayak anchor fully opened and attached to a chain and a lead down rigger.

The buoyancy of the foam and weight of the lead would keep you semi weightless and able to doggy paddle for gulps of air while the oceans currents take you away...  :good:
Posted by Eggward
 - Today at 12:06:06 PM
You sound gay. Wanting insert things into other men's bums. You are a poofter.
Posted by King Raho
 - Today at 11:44:30 AM
Quote from: DKG on April 28, 2025, 09:12:55 PMHe does not look like he would last long in jail.

Quote from: Lokmar on Today at 12:11:40 AMHopefully, someone shoots him.

How about rectally inserting a PVC pipe of appreciable length into his hole. Right up his hole.

Then sliding half a dozen lengths of heavy gauge barbed wire into the tube before removing the tube, leaving his rectum to close about the inserted barbed wire.

And tying the other end to the bumper bar of the car he's just defaced. I'm sure you can see where this is going.


You could leave him to reflect on his crimes, perhaps he might wail how sorry he is for committing them, in between begging for Obongocare to fix his owwie, while rounding up a few more leftie Nazi sympathists for similar treatment.

Then when you have enough of them, take them for a high speed scrape around the parking lot, smash up derby style. At least until you've ripped their assholes out from between their legs.

More fun than shooting them I think you'll find, plus if you make it a pay per view event, the proceeds can go towards the motorists whose cars were defaced in the first place. Pure fucking Win, right there!


Quote from: Chugward on April 28, 2025, 08:01:39 PMYou'd probably shit your pants and run away if we were face to face. I am physically superior to you. You'd run away from the scary clean shaven white guy.
You reckon you're stupid enough to approach me, especially after what I've just posted above? Maybe you are, but your faux Aryan Embarrassment routine holds no terror for me, Chuggy.

Brother Lokmar likes his victims to have a quick, clean end. I'm far more creative in my solutions to problems than he could ever hope to be.

I guess it's fortunate that I don't regard you as a problem... yet.  :tongue (2):
Posted by Frood
 - Today at 11:31:03 AM
Feedback I received confirmed what I recall seeing at VF ten years ago.

Pee Wee Herman could out bench press you, bro...