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Posted by Shen Li
 - May 03, 2025, 09:16:28 PM
I heard from a reliable source Prof is in trouble with his new girlfriend.

After they had sex last night she said, "You know, you're easily the biggest I've ever had."

Apparently, "Ditto" wasn't the correct response.
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - May 03, 2025, 06:58:21 PM
His ex-GF.
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - May 03, 2025, 09:35:16 AM
His go-to fap assistant:



Amen.
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - May 02, 2025, 11:53:38 PM
Looks like his yearbook picture.
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - May 02, 2025, 08:04:46 PM
Mixes WD40, paint thinner, and extra dry gin that he calls a Manhattan.
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - May 02, 2025, 05:00:34 PM
Reminds me of my dog Fred, who chases his own tail for entertainment.

Amen.
Posted by Shen Li
 - May 01, 2025, 08:25:49 PM
RQ asked his wife if the cup is half full or half empty. She told him to stop wearing her bras.
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - May 01, 2025, 12:40:26 AM
He couldn't get laid even if he crawled up a chicken's ass and pretended to be an egg.
Posted by Reggie Essent
 - April 30, 2025, 07:34:38 PM
Was also arrested for fapping to RQ fapping to nun porn from another library computer.
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - April 30, 2025, 10:57:35 AM
Went to the local library to look up religious material.


Was arrested for using the library internet to fap to spanking nuns porn.
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - April 30, 2025, 04:19:57 AM
Was slated to play Joan of Arc at the community theater until they discovered a chink in her armor.
Posted by Shen Li
 - April 29, 2025, 09:42:04 PM
When RQ bought went to buy a Christmas tree last year the cashier asked him "are you going to put it up yourself?"

RQ replied, "don't be disgusting. I'm going to put it up in the living room."
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - April 29, 2025, 07:15:59 PM
Is George Takei in drag.
Posted by Shen Li
 - April 28, 2025, 10:10:21 PM
Garraty calls a swimming pool company and says, "I got a leak in my pool". The man that answered the phone says, "Well, go ahead."
Posted by Garraty_47
 - April 28, 2025, 08:49:46 AM
Fucks up a 35+ page on-topic streak and still wants to whinge when his snout gets smacked by his masters.