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- May 04, 2025, 12:56:13 AMWelp, the polls are in it seems, even at CNN.
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Lets take a close look at the numbers, shall we? Get up close and personal with what constitutes "turning deeply negative"... do feel free to skip to just after the four and a half minute mark, just after the bit where the trannie gets his wig ripped off to howls of amusement from the onlookers....
Oooh, two percent would change their vote? Pass me my snorkel and water wings, that's real fucken deep! And of that two percent, half of them wouldn't vote at all??? Ahhhh, the negativity! It's so fucking deep i might get my freakin' TOES wet in it, waaaaaa!
Two percent... I don't call that "deep", especially not when the political option is a donkey-toothed yahoo who is touted from within her own supporters as being the reason there are directions on shampoo bottles! Technical tip Chuggy, you aren't supposed to drink it. And her running mate... a socialist who honeymooned in Russia?Aren't they the Bad Guys??? REEEEEEEEEEEE!
Maybe that's the reason this shift is so... *ahem* ...DEEP. Shit, will Bernie even still be breathing when that tsunami of disappointment turns into a net positive support for the democrats?
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Quote from: Chuggy for Moose Semen Enemas on April 27, 2025, 02:17:26 PMDonald Trump won back the Oval Office and took charge of the government amid the strongest poll numbers of his political career, but as the 100-day mark of his presidency approaches, Americans' views of what he's done so far have turned deeply negative, a new CNN poll
Lets take a close look at the numbers, shall we? Get up close and personal with what constitutes "turning deeply negative"... do feel free to skip to just after the four and a half minute mark, just after the bit where the trannie gets his wig ripped off to howls of amusement from the onlookers....
Oooh, two percent would change their vote? Pass me my snorkel and water wings, that's real fucken deep! And of that two percent, half of them wouldn't vote at all??? Ahhhh, the negativity! It's so fucking deep i might get my freakin' TOES wet in it, waaaaaa!
Two percent... I don't call that "deep", especially not when the political option is a donkey-toothed yahoo who is touted from within her own supporters as being the reason there are directions on shampoo bottles! Technical tip Chuggy, you aren't supposed to drink it. And her running mate... a socialist who honeymooned in Russia?Aren't they the Bad Guys??? REEEEEEEEEEEE!
Maybe that's the reason this shift is so... *ahem* ...DEEP. Shit, will Bernie even still be breathing when that tsunami of disappointment turns into a net positive support for the democrats?
Posted by (o)(o)
- April 28, 2025, 06:11:59 PMI'd like to see him scare the shit out of foreign leaders again. In his first administration he was handed a gift that not many presidents enjoy; he was misrepresented by his opponents as being unhinged enough to start World War Three. And he made that work for him by playing up to it, famously saying shit like "please inform [Kim Jong Un] that I too have a Nuclear Button, but it is a much bigger & more powerful one than his, and my Button works" and threatening to glass Red Square if Vladimir Putin didn't watch his step.
The result of course being that Donald Trump is the only US president since Jimmy Carter to not start any new wars during his presidency. And I like that. I like it a lot. It's a stark contrast to the warhawks (Bush, Clinton) and the weaklings (Obongo, Biden) who were justly famous for starting shit, quite a lot of which they couldn't (or wouldn't) finish with a quantifiable and resounding tick in America's "plus" column.
Shit, Biden alone has contrived to put us closer to World War Three than anything Trump ever managed. And no amount of Chugs banging on about polls displaying shitty approval ratings is going to change my appreciation of Trump's unconventional efforts of peacemaking.
I'll point out too, that if it's approval polls that float his boat, then a recent round of in-party polling among the democrats revealed the startling, highly amusing factoid that among the democrats there wasn't a single candidate they could offer up for the top job who was capable of polling in double digits when it came to the top job. And fifty percent of democrats polled apparently were incapable of ponying up a preferred candidate at all!
In-party polling, mind you. So all the people voting were democrat supporters; no republicans, no independents... ALL polled were democrats. Half of them couldn't be fucked naming a front runner... and of the half that could, it wasn't sufficient to show any democrat hopeful capable of polling above single digits.
I don't remember whether that was a CNN or MSNBC poll, only that the results were buried with unseemly haste. As well they might be. Otherwise more people might have seen this current 24/7 news cycle regarding Donald Trump's alleged popularity for what it is... projection from a party apparatus that is so far into the weeds at this point they may as well fold their tents and retire to their cry closets.
The result of course being that Donald Trump is the only US president since Jimmy Carter to not start any new wars during his presidency. And I like that. I like it a lot. It's a stark contrast to the warhawks (Bush, Clinton) and the weaklings (Obongo, Biden) who were justly famous for starting shit, quite a lot of which they couldn't (or wouldn't) finish with a quantifiable and resounding tick in America's "plus" column.
Shit, Biden alone has contrived to put us closer to World War Three than anything Trump ever managed. And no amount of Chugs banging on about polls displaying shitty approval ratings is going to change my appreciation of Trump's unconventional efforts of peacemaking.
I'll point out too, that if it's approval polls that float his boat, then a recent round of in-party polling among the democrats revealed the startling, highly amusing factoid that among the democrats there wasn't a single candidate they could offer up for the top job who was capable of polling in double digits when it came to the top job. And fifty percent of democrats polled apparently were incapable of ponying up a preferred candidate at all!
In-party polling, mind you. So all the people voting were democrat supporters; no republicans, no independents... ALL polled were democrats. Half of them couldn't be fucked naming a front runner... and of the half that could, it wasn't sufficient to show any democrat hopeful capable of polling above single digits.
I don't remember whether that was a CNN or MSNBC poll, only that the results were buried with unseemly haste. As well they might be. Otherwise more people might have seen this current 24/7 news cycle regarding Donald Trump's alleged popularity for what it is... projection from a party apparatus that is so far into the weeds at this point they may as well fold their tents and retire to their cry closets.
Posted by Lokmar
- April 28, 2025, 12:03:29 PMI want to see the JOOOZ! bomb Iran! I also want to see Trump start selling weapons to Ukraine again if Putin doesnt want to negotiate.
Posted by Biggie Smiles
- April 28, 2025, 11:39:32 AMQuote from: Oliver the Second on April 28, 2025, 11:27:56 AMI adore Trump but I do wish he would stop kissing Israeli butt.
I agree he is too emotionally vested and tethered to Israel
But I also agree that Khalid guy had to go
Posted by Oliver the Second
- April 28, 2025, 11:27:56 AMI adore Trump but I do wish he would stop kissing Israeli butt.
Posted by (o)(o)
- April 28, 2025, 11:19:06 AMGeee, Eddie the Chug has gone uncommonly quiet. Maybe he logged off to go take a shower in his oven or something. "Don't do it Eddie, we haven't finished laughing at you yet!!!"
Posted by (o)(o)
- April 28, 2025, 11:01:56 AMQuote from: Lokmar on April 28, 2025, 10:49:51 AMThe only way I could like Trump more is if he declared himself dictator and frog marched libs into the gas chamber.......Well, maybe a bit more if he allowed ME to sprinkle them with the Zyklon-B!!!You aren't tired of winning yet? Chug seems to think otherwise.
But... Chugs gonna chug... hand sanitizer apparently.
Posted by (o)(o)
- April 28, 2025, 10:53:25 AMHey, at this stage in the previous administration, Potato in Chief had taken enough time off sniffing children to announce he wasn't going to honour the Afghanistan withdrawal timetable... making him about as popular as a fart in a spacesuit as far as the Taliban and certain warlords in the middle east were concerned. He blew out on an agreement that the rest of the interested parties had rubber stamped and were happy with, ultimately resulting in the loss of a fuckload of US military "surplus" which would eventually find its way into Houthi and Russian hands, just as surely as Afghanistan women would find themselves succumbing to Sharia law and sexually confused queermosexuals would succumb to sudden and sharp impacts with the pavement after being pushed off roofs and shoved out of helicopters.
Anyone care to point to anything that Donald Trump has done that comes even close to that level of incompetence? No, of course they can't. Just a bunch of unsubstantiated waffle about polling data... as if they had never in their lives been embarrassed by such data before.
Like in 2016 on election day, when Hillary Clinton was touted as 99% certain to win. Heheheheheheh.
Anyone care to point to anything that Donald Trump has done that comes even close to that level of incompetence? No, of course they can't. Just a bunch of unsubstantiated waffle about polling data... as if they had never in their lives been embarrassed by such data before.
Like in 2016 on election day, when Hillary Clinton was touted as 99% certain to win. Heheheheheheh.
Posted by Lokmar
- April 28, 2025, 10:49:51 AMThe only way I could like Trump more is if he declared himself dictator and frog marched libs into the gas chamber.......Well, maybe a bit more if he allowed ME to sprinkle them with the Zyklon-B!!!
Posted by (o)(o)
- April 28, 2025, 10:25:57 AMQuote from: Biggie Smiles on April 28, 2025, 10:02:04 AMThis just inJust how serious?
there are 4 losers logged in 23.7 hours a day at BF who also feel that Trump has had a disastrous first 100 days
this is starting to get serious now
Let's for a moment pretend that by some amazing break in logic and reality that they are correct and that trump is indeed as wildly unpopular as their copium demands. I know, I know... humour me for a minute here, I'm going somewhere with this...
He still got more votes than their human trafficker in chief and that bumbling BIPOC alcoholic sidekick! Shit, not even California counting and curing ballots for two months could save them this time!!!
Fucken OUCH! That has GOT to sting, knowing you couldn't find anyone on your side who was competent enough to beat a guy who you stubbornly insist is universally hated. Because no matter how unpopular you paint the Don, the fact remains... the left were simply too hopeless and completely unable to beat him.
Knowing this, I am almost incontinent with mirth when they default to their TDS. No matter how bad anyone paints him, there was something quantifiably worse.... THEM!
Ahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa!
Posted by Biggie Smiles
- April 28, 2025, 10:02:04 AMThis just in
there are 4 losers logged in 23.7 hours a day at BF who also feel that Trump has had a disastrous first 100 days
this is starting to get serious now
there are 4 losers logged in 23.7 hours a day at BF who also feel that Trump has had a disastrous first 100 days
this is starting to get serious now
Posted by (o)(o)
- April 28, 2025, 09:57:17 AMOh noes, Mickey Mouse is pissed at Orangemanbad too? Say it ain't so!!!
Next thing I know, Big Bird and Mister Snuffleupagus will be taking time off their busy PBS schedule to lend their expert analysis too! You know Chuggy, I can't decide whether you are suffering from serious brain damage or if the new vacuum cleaner has arrived!
Next thing I know, Big Bird and Mister Snuffleupagus will be taking time off their busy PBS schedule to lend their expert analysis too! You know Chuggy, I can't decide whether you are suffering from serious brain damage or if the new vacuum cleaner has arrived!
Posted by Biggie Smiles
- April 28, 2025, 09:54:15 AMabc is worse you fucking nincompoop
Posted by Edward
- April 28, 2025, 07:12:26 AMPosted by (o)(o)
- April 28, 2025, 05:03:49 AMNow if we are talking HNN (which is the Hard News Network), I'll keep an interested ear open. Way more accurate than CNN for sure and its lone presenter Hard Bastard doesn't make a habit of mincing his words or pushing the kinds of drivel a chug would appreciate.
The show titles alone speak the truth more eloquently than some lumbering dinosaur propaganda outlet would ever dare to. Today's show is a classic... "[https://rumble.com/v6snzq9-live-trump-meets-with-cokehead-homo-at-the-vatican-800-illegals-rounded-up-.html?start=2566]Trump meets with cokehead homo at the Vatican, 800 illegals rounded up in FL[/url]" and I've cued it up to the voluptuous bouncing titties part for those of you whose attention spans preclude more than five minutes of liberals getting utterly stomped in one sitting because I'm nice like that.
The show titles alone speak the truth more eloquently than some lumbering dinosaur propaganda outlet would ever dare to. Today's show is a classic... "[https://rumble.com/v6snzq9-live-trump-meets-with-cokehead-homo-at-the-vatican-800-illegals-rounded-up-.html?start=2566]Trump meets with cokehead homo at the Vatican, 800 illegals rounded up in FL[/url]" and I've cued it up to the voluptuous bouncing titties part for those of you whose attention spans preclude more than five minutes of liberals getting utterly stomped in one sitting because I'm nice like that.