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Posted by Shen Li
 - Today at 01:39:12 AM
Apparently, The Weeknd based his name on the only time RQ's wife will blow him.
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - Today at 12:58:53 AM
Her G spot is in her ass.
Posted by Shen Li
 - June 30, 2025, 08:27:17 PM
He thinks the G in G-spot stands for Goddamn it, where is it.
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - June 30, 2025, 10:49:41 AM
Is one of the stalking victims that kept encouraging him.
Posted by DKG
 - June 30, 2025, 10:23:08 AM
Posted the above post from jail for stalking people online for the forty fifth time.
Posted by Edward
 - June 29, 2025, 09:49:55 PM
She was the prostitute he propositioned.
Posted by Shen Li
 - June 28, 2025, 07:53:27 PM
He asked a prostitute if he could pay with a credit card. She replied that's not what the slot is for.
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - June 28, 2025, 01:21:46 AM
Gets triggered by the song "I've been working on the railroad."
Posted by Shen Li
 - June 27, 2025, 08:19:53 PM
Prof came home and saw his wife very angry while watching tv. She was shouting "don't do it you moron."

Prof asked her what she was watching. She replied "our wedding video."
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - June 26, 2025, 08:02:45 PM
He knows that because he read it.
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - June 26, 2025, 05:47:41 PM
Her tramp stamp reads, CAUTION - STRONG WINDS!

Amen.
Posted by Shen Li
 - June 25, 2025, 08:41:22 PM
RQ went to the library looking for a book on suicide. The librarian looked at him and said "fuck you, you won't return it."
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - June 25, 2025, 01:23:33 AM
Was Pat Morita's body double.
Posted by Shen Li
 - June 24, 2025, 09:38:09 PM
Stu can't remember blowing bubbles as a kid. I ran into him the other day and he still talks about it.
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - June 24, 2025, 01:03:25 PM
Every year on their wedding anniversary, her husband receives sympathy cards.

Amen.