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Posted by J E B Stuart
 - Today at 08:27:08 PM
Is a longtime groupie and superfan of the Butthole Surfers rock band.

Amen.
Posted by Herman
 - Today at 07:19:05 PM
Is the founder and manager of the New Fruits on the Block international fan club.
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - Today at 06:23:29 AM
Claims to be a badass heavy metal head, but is a actually a dues-paying lifetime member of the New Kids On The Block International Fan Club.


Amen.

Posted by Shen Li
 - August 07, 2025, 08:33:01 PM
The three words Prof's wife never wants to hear from him while making love are "Honey, I'm home."
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - August 07, 2025, 11:09:37 AM
Has to squint to read the first letter of an eye chart....




... from two feet away.
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - August 07, 2025, 12:21:58 AM
Isn't really squinting.
Posted by Shen Li
 - August 06, 2025, 09:42:25 PM
He's at the age where food has taken the place of sex in his life. In fact, he just had a mirror put over his kitchen table.
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - August 06, 2025, 08:33:21 AM
With her, sex is pretty much "hotdog down a hallway" no matter the size.
Posted by Shen Li
 - August 04, 2025, 11:55:35 PM
Sex at his age is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
Posted by Herman
 - August 04, 2025, 10:36:36 PM
Say what you want to about the gal she knows her bat soup.
Posted by Shen Li
 - July 20, 2025, 12:35:21 AM
Prof and his wife were having a hard time paying the bills. One night Prof decides he is going to go whore himself out standing on the corner. The next day he came home to tell his wife how he he made $200.05. His wife asked which cheap bitch gave you 5 cents. Prof replied, all of them.
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - July 19, 2025, 08:06:54 PM
Mixes vodka with exlax and calls it a black Russian hydrogen bomb.
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - July 19, 2025, 12:41:09 PM
Has PETA on speed dial for those times when the insult trauma is too much for her to bear.

Amen.
Posted by Shen Li
 - July 19, 2025, 01:34:14 AM
His neighbour called RQ a pervert. That upset him so much the cactus almost slipped out of his ass.
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - July 19, 2025, 12:53:15 AM
Loses sleep over her carbon footprint.