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Posted by Shen Li
 - August 20, 2025, 10:24:51 PM
The nurse at the sperm bank asked Prof if he'd like to masturbate in the cup. Prof said, "Well, I'm pretty good, but I don't think I'm ready to compete just yet."
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - August 20, 2025, 09:45:24 PM
She tries too hard to please her man during sex.

Of course, he's screaming "Please let me out of here!!!!"
Posted by Shen Li
 - August 14, 2025, 08:57:28 PM
When at the supermarket, Stu always picks the cashier who's most likely to have sex with him. He always ends up at self-checkout.
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - August 14, 2025, 09:53:50 AM
Began attending WNBA games in hopes of scoring free dildos.

Amen.
Posted by Shen Li
 - August 13, 2025, 10:27:39 PM
To him the difference between hungry and horny is where he sticks the cucumber.
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - August 13, 2025, 05:38:49 PM
She makes sex about as exciting as a root canal.
Posted by Shen Li
 - August 12, 2025, 08:40:22 PM
RQ asked one of my more beautiful Chinese girlfriends for her number. She said "sex sex sex free sex tonight". Like a teenaged boy about to lose his virginity RQ's eyes almost popped out of his head as he said WOW! Then I crushed his dream when I told him she meant 666-3629.
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - August 12, 2025, 12:54:05 AM
Looks like Kim Jong Un taking a shit.
Posted by Shen Li
 - August 10, 2025, 12:38:01 AM
Women now think of his naked body in the same fearful way that pensioners think of snow.
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - August 09, 2025, 08:27:08 PM
Is a longtime groupie and superfan of the Butthole Surfers rock band.

Amen.
Posted by Herman
 - August 09, 2025, 07:19:05 PM
Is the founder and manager of the New Fruits on the Block international fan club.
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - August 09, 2025, 06:23:29 AM
Claims to be a badass heavy metal head, but is a actually a dues-paying lifetime member of the New Kids On The Block International Fan Club.


Amen.

Posted by Shen Li
 - August 07, 2025, 08:33:01 PM
The three words Prof's wife never wants to hear from him while making love are "Honey, I'm home."
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - August 07, 2025, 11:09:37 AM
Has to squint to read the first letter of an eye chart....




... from two feet away.
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - August 07, 2025, 12:21:58 AM
Isn't really squinting.