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Posted by Renegade Quark
 - Today at 01:00:22 AM
Is a Chinese spy.
Posted by Shen Li
 - September 04, 2025, 10:47:19 PM
A very young child asked RQ what's a forklift?

RQ responded "food usually."
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - September 04, 2025, 03:47:07 AM
Wears Birkenstocks with socks.
Posted by Shen Li
 - September 03, 2025, 08:38:04 PM
Just because Stu is bald doesn't mean he can't own a comb. He just can't part with it.
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - September 03, 2025, 02:35:53 PM
Trims her legs, pits 'n' coochie with a Flowbee.

Amen.
Posted by Shen Li
 - September 01, 2025, 12:16:57 AM
RQ called his bank and told them they should do a better job of keeping their ATMs filled. He complained this is the 5th one l've been to that says Insufficient Funds.
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - September 01, 2025, 12:05:58 AM
Looks like she was in a gang fight and her gang didn't show up.
Posted by Shen Li
 - August 31, 2025, 05:09:59 PM
A waiter asked Prof "do you wanna box for your leftovers"?

Prof replied, "nah I hate violence. You can have them."
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - August 31, 2025, 11:04:29 AM
Mixes rum, prune juice, and kerosene and calls it a "YO-HO-HOLY SHIT!!!".
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - August 30, 2025, 06:13:10 PM
Secretly wishes she was of the Caucasian persuasion.

Amen.
Posted by Shen Li
 - August 27, 2025, 11:30:12 PM
A detective knocked on Stu's door today saying he was looking for a man with one eye.

Stu told him if he used both eyes he would prolly find him a lot quicker.
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - August 27, 2025, 04:52:07 PM
Some like it hot,
Some like it cold,
Prof likes it in the ground, nine days old.

Amen.
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - August 27, 2025, 09:28:46 AM
She puts the fun in funeral....



... during sex.   :s_laugh:
Posted by Shen Li
 - August 26, 2025, 05:39:04 PM
RQ bought a box of condoms earlier today. The cashier asked if he'd like a bag. RQ said "no, I'll just turn the lights off."
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - August 26, 2025, 12:11:37 AM
Fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.