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Posted by Shen Li
 - Today at 10:22:03 PM
Prof read a book that said treat your wife like you did on the first date.

So after supper last night he dropped her off at her parents house.
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - Today at 07:44:39 PM
His proctologist is the only person he can see eye to eye with.
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - Today at 01:22:54 AM
She tried to do heroin once, but she couldn't get the spoon through her skin.
Posted by Shen Li
 - September 09, 2025, 12:34:18 AM
RQ: When you stick it in my mouth do you want me to look in your eyes?
Cop: Sir, just blow in the breathalyzer please.
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - September 08, 2025, 01:18:30 AM
Thinks she's hot shit in a champagne glass when she is nothing but cold diarrhea in a Dixie Cup.
Posted by Shen Li
 - September 06, 2025, 10:14:38 PM
Doctor: RQ, you tested postive for AIDS
RQ: OHMIGAWD, what do I do?
Doctor: Eats lots of Mexican food
RQ: Will that cure the AIDS?
Doctor: No, but it'll teach you what your asshole is for
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - September 06, 2025, 12:45:19 AM
Frequents truck stops as a hooker to feed his crack habit.
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - September 05, 2025, 10:35:37 AM
Frequents truck stops in costume as the hooker from 'Full Metal Jacket'.
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - September 05, 2025, 01:00:22 AM
Is a Chinese spy.
Posted by Shen Li
 - September 04, 2025, 10:47:19 PM
A very young child asked RQ what's a forklift?

RQ responded "food usually."
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - September 04, 2025, 03:47:07 AM
Wears Birkenstocks with socks.
Posted by Shen Li
 - September 03, 2025, 08:38:04 PM
Just because Stu is bald doesn't mean he can't own a comb. He just can't part with it.
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - September 03, 2025, 02:35:53 PM
Trims her legs, pits 'n' coochie with a Flowbee.

Amen.
Posted by Shen Li
 - September 01, 2025, 12:16:57 AM
RQ called his bank and told them they should do a better job of keeping their ATMs filled. He complained this is the 5th one l've been to that says Insufficient Funds.
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - September 01, 2025, 12:05:58 AM
Looks like she was in a gang fight and her gang didn't show up.