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Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - Today at 09:23:49 AM
If you take her to a dinner by candlelight, blow out the candle near her or her breath becomes a flamethrower.
Posted by Shen Li
 - Today at 01:18:32 AM
At the bank RQ told the teller he'd like to open a joint account.

The teller asked him with whom?

RQ replied whoever has lots of money.
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - Today at 12:20:05 AM
Is the reason why they print "DO NOT EAT" on the dessicant packets found in pill bottles.
Posted by Shen Li
 - October 14, 2025, 10:42:28 PM
What inspires Prof to get out of bed every day?

His bladder mostly.
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - October 14, 2025, 09:21:08 AM
Mixes gin, cranberry juice, and kerosene and calls it a "Hamas cough syrup".
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - October 14, 2025, 12:37:25 AM
Is not the dumbest person in the world, but she had better hope that person doesn't die.
Posted by Shen Li
 - October 13, 2025, 09:00:42 PM
Prof was asked if he was good at sports. He replied that he once came first in a threesome.
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - October 13, 2025, 08:57:39 PM
Her name, in Mandarin, would actually translate to 'forked tongue crone'.
Posted by Shen Li
 - October 13, 2025, 08:51:36 PM
Marriage Counsellor: Prof do you feel dominated your wife?

Prof's wife: No, he doesn't.
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - October 13, 2025, 11:04:03 AM
Quote from: Renegade Quark on October 13, 2025, 12:15:47 AMWay to derail a thread, ya boneheads.

Sorry, that one is on me.  Ok, I'll get it back on track.


His Sunday suit is flip flops and a lime green banana hammock.


Of course, his pastor is "very disappointed".   :crampe:
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - October 13, 2025, 12:15:47 AM
Way to derail a thread, ya boneheads.
Posted by Biggie Smiles
 - October 13, 2025, 12:09:39 AM
Quote from: Reggie Essent on October 12, 2025, 11:48:33 PM(Sigh)  I know.  I'm trying to be hopeful.  I'm just glad I'm an old fuck because this shit could get really bad.

We are coming to a point where the only possible path forward is to neutralize the left by any means necessary
Posted by Reggie Essent
 - October 12, 2025, 11:48:33 PM
Quote from: Biggie Smiles on October 12, 2025, 11:39:08 PMThe violence is already out of hand old friend.



(Sigh)  I know.  I'm trying to be hopeful.  I'm just glad I'm an old fuck because this shit could get really bad.
Posted by Biggie Smiles
 - October 12, 2025, 11:39:08 PM
Quote from: Reggie Essent on October 12, 2025, 11:35:45 PMWell, we got three more years of our Blessed Orange God Emperor.  I enjoy watching Lefties go batshit crazy, but I do hope the violence doesn't get out of hand.

The violence is already out of hand old friend.

Posted by Lokmar
 - October 12, 2025, 11:37:06 PM
Quote from: Reggie Essent on October 12, 2025, 11:35:45 PMWell, we got three more years of our Blessed Orange God Emperor.  I enjoy watching Lefties go batshit crazy, but I do hope the violence doesn't get out of hand.

I want the violence to get out of hand.

BTW, you wouldnt believe how many people threaten to murder me. I'm ready.