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R.I.P to the great Charlie Kirk!


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Posted by Shen Li
 - October 18, 2025, 11:32:38 PM
Prof was buying a banana, an apple and two eggs. The cashier said: "you must be single"
Prof asked: "Wow how did you know that?"
Cashier: " Because you're ugly."
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - October 18, 2025, 11:06:48 PM
On her previous visit to her gynecologist, he had her in the stirrups and said "Hello, hello".  She asked him "Why did you say that twice?" and he replied "I only said it once".
Posted by Shen Li
 - October 15, 2025, 09:30:09 PM
Prof joined a dating site for people his age.
It's called Carbon Dating.
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - October 15, 2025, 09:23:49 AM
If you take her to a dinner by candlelight, blow out the candle near her or her breath becomes a flamethrower.
Posted by Shen Li
 - October 15, 2025, 01:18:32 AM
At the bank RQ told the teller he'd like to open a joint account.

The teller asked him with whom?

RQ replied whoever has lots of money.
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - October 15, 2025, 12:20:05 AM
Is the reason why they print "DO NOT EAT" on the dessicant packets found in pill bottles.
Posted by Shen Li
 - October 14, 2025, 10:42:28 PM
What inspires Prof to get out of bed every day?

His bladder mostly.
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - October 14, 2025, 09:21:08 AM
Mixes gin, cranberry juice, and kerosene and calls it a "Hamas cough syrup".
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - October 14, 2025, 12:37:25 AM
Is not the dumbest person in the world, but she had better hope that person doesn't die.
Posted by Shen Li
 - October 13, 2025, 09:00:42 PM
Prof was asked if he was good at sports. He replied that he once came first in a threesome.
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - October 13, 2025, 08:57:39 PM
Her name, in Mandarin, would actually translate to 'forked tongue crone'.
Posted by Shen Li
 - October 13, 2025, 08:51:36 PM
Marriage Counsellor: Prof do you feel dominated your wife?

Prof's wife: No, he doesn't.
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - October 13, 2025, 11:04:03 AM
Quote from: Renegade Quark on October 13, 2025, 12:15:47 AMWay to derail a thread, ya boneheads.

Sorry, that one is on me.  Ok, I'll get it back on track.


His Sunday suit is flip flops and a lime green banana hammock.


Of course, his pastor is "very disappointed".   :crampe:
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - October 13, 2025, 12:15:47 AM
Way to derail a thread, ya boneheads.
Posted by Biggie Smiles
 - October 13, 2025, 12:09:39 AM
Quote from: Reggie Essent on October 12, 2025, 11:48:33 PM(Sigh)  I know.  I'm trying to be hopeful.  I'm just glad I'm an old fuck because this shit could get really bad.

We are coming to a point where the only possible path forward is to neutralize the left by any means necessary