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R.I.P to the great Charlie Kirk!


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Topic summary

Posted by Shen Li
 - Today at 10:46:46 PM
Prof thinks smoking pot and then maturbating is weed whacking.
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - October 28, 2025, 09:39:48 PM
Went on a speed date.  Was disappointed that it didn't involve meth.
Posted by Shen Li
 - October 28, 2025, 09:19:32 PM
Stu's neighbour neighbor suggested he put cow manure on his strawberries. He tried it.

He's going back to whipped cream.
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - October 28, 2025, 08:57:38 PM
Shen's note to self:

*Before sitting on another face, make sure I don't accidentally grab the super glue when I lube my bacon strip*

Amen.
Posted by Shen Li
 - October 28, 2025, 08:19:30 PM
Stu's neighbour: "Hey Stu, how's the diet going?"
Stu: "Not good. I had eggs for breakfast."
Stu's neighbour: "Scrambled?"
Stu: "Cadbury."
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - October 28, 2025, 06:59:49 PM
Has to go in her closet and have a good cry whenever she gets insulted in this thread.

Amen.
Posted by Shen Li
 - October 22, 2025, 10:24:52 PM
Prof holding a giant penne after the dummy asked the genie for a wish drunk and using slurred speech.
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - October 22, 2025, 09:58:07 AM
Mixes rum, OJ, and nitroglycerin and calls it a "Venezuelan drug boat".
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - October 22, 2025, 01:38:19 AM
Is thoroughly pissed that Guinness World Records still refuses to recognize her claim of having sat upon 7,749 faces (and counting).  The Committee noted among other things that her application appeared to be padded with an inordinately high number of unconscious skid row residents and medical school cadavers.

Amen.
Posted by Shen Li
 - October 21, 2025, 11:58:53 PM
RQ just came across his wife's Tinder profile and he's angry about her lies. She is not "fun to be around."
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - October 21, 2025, 11:35:45 PM
Her cankles have cuffs.
Posted by Shen Li
 - October 21, 2025, 11:09:08 PM
RQ met his wife at a single's night.

He was surprised as he thought she was at home with the kids.
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - October 21, 2025, 11:01:27 PM
Has pleats in her belly fat.
Posted by Shen Li
 - October 18, 2025, 11:32:38 PM
Prof was buying a banana, an apple and two eggs. The cashier said: "you must be single"
Prof asked: "Wow how did you know that?"
Cashier: " Because you're ugly."
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - October 18, 2025, 11:06:48 PM
On her previous visit to her gynecologist, he had her in the stirrups and said "Hello, hello".  She asked him "Why did you say that twice?" and he replied "I only said it once".