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R.I.P to the great Charlie Kirk!


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Posted by Renegade Quark
 - Today at 12:37:41 AM
Looks like a portrait of Jackie Chan painted by an elephant.
Posted by Shen Li
 - October 31, 2025, 10:39:27 PM
Prof was asked who he's currently fucking.

He replied, I'm fucking tired bitch that's who.
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - October 31, 2025, 07:10:09 PM
Bra and panties were donated from his grandma.
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - October 31, 2025, 12:07:43 PM
One of many strange things about Prof is he thinks nobody knows he's worn a red brassiere and granny panties for years.

Amen.
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - October 31, 2025, 07:44:54 AM
She's a gold medalist in the bedroom Olympics.

The event is longest begging time to get laid.
Posted by Shen Li
 - October 30, 2025, 10:42:21 PM
As RQ was getting in bed, she said, "You're drunk."

RQ said, "how do you know?"

She said, "You live next door."
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - October 30, 2025, 12:35:30 AM
Masterbates with a smoking pot.
Posted by Shen Li
 - October 29, 2025, 10:46:46 PM
Prof thinks smoking pot and then maturbating is weed whacking.
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - October 28, 2025, 09:39:48 PM
Went on a speed date.  Was disappointed that it didn't involve meth.
Posted by Shen Li
 - October 28, 2025, 09:19:32 PM
Stu's neighbour neighbor suggested he put cow manure on his strawberries. He tried it.

He's going back to whipped cream.
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - October 28, 2025, 08:57:38 PM
Shen's note to self:

*Before sitting on another face, make sure I don't accidentally grab the super glue when I lube my bacon strip*

Amen.
Posted by Shen Li
 - October 28, 2025, 08:19:30 PM
Stu's neighbour: "Hey Stu, how's the diet going?"
Stu: "Not good. I had eggs for breakfast."
Stu's neighbour: "Scrambled?"
Stu: "Cadbury."
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - October 28, 2025, 06:59:49 PM
Has to go in her closet and have a good cry whenever she gets insulted in this thread.

Amen.
Posted by Shen Li
 - October 22, 2025, 10:24:52 PM
Prof holding a giant penne after the dummy asked the genie for a wish drunk and using slurred speech.
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - October 22, 2025, 09:58:07 AM
Mixes rum, OJ, and nitroglycerin and calls it a "Venezuelan drug boat".