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R.I.P to the great Charlie Kirk!


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Posted by Shen Li
 - Today at 12:25:47 AM
Prof saw a saw a red and a brown ring around his dick and immediately called his doctor.

His doctor examined him and said he had good and bad news.

The doctor said the good news is that the red ring is lipstick. The bad  news is that the brown ring is Copenhagen.
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - November 03, 2025, 07:25:45 PM
He went to his local beach wearing a speedo.


People were pissed that he wore it like a COVID mask.
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - November 03, 2025, 10:40:36 AM
Item #1 on her bucket list is to sit on Pinocchio's face and make him lie to her.


Amen.
Posted by Shen Li
 - November 01, 2025, 10:13:45 PM
Prof said to his wife, "I'm was going out for 2 hours. Do you want anything."

Her reply: "No, that's enough."
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - November 01, 2025, 11:09:58 AM
Mixes vodka, Kahlua, and laxative and calls it a "government non-shutdown surprise".
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - November 01, 2025, 12:37:41 AM
Looks like a portrait of Jackie Chan painted by an elephant.
Posted by Shen Li
 - October 31, 2025, 10:39:27 PM
Prof was asked who he's currently fucking.

He replied, I'm fucking tired bitch that's who.
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - October 31, 2025, 07:10:09 PM
Bra and panties were donated from his grandma.
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - October 31, 2025, 12:07:43 PM
One of many strange things about Prof is he thinks nobody knows he's worn a red brassiere and granny panties for years.

Amen.
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - October 31, 2025, 07:44:54 AM
She's a gold medalist in the bedroom Olympics.

The event is longest begging time to get laid.
Posted by Shen Li
 - October 30, 2025, 10:42:21 PM
As RQ was getting in bed, she said, "You're drunk."

RQ said, "how do you know?"

She said, "You live next door."
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - October 30, 2025, 12:35:30 AM
Masterbates with a smoking pot.
Posted by Shen Li
 - October 29, 2025, 10:46:46 PM
Prof thinks smoking pot and then maturbating is weed whacking.
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - October 28, 2025, 09:39:48 PM
Went on a speed date.  Was disappointed that it didn't involve meth.
Posted by Shen Li
 - October 28, 2025, 09:19:32 PM
Stu's neighbour neighbor suggested he put cow manure on his strawberries. He tried it.

He's going back to whipped cream.