R.I.P to the great Charlie Kirk!
Quote from: Garraty_47 on Today at 06:32:35 PMJoel was unique and that's indisputable.
Since he was the one who literally created the KOF I couldn't even get all that mad at him for ultimately causing the disintegration of the OOTIKOF forum. As I see it he kinda had the right, if anyone did.
Afterward Joel and I were still good but rarely poasted in the same places anymore, to my knowledge.
One of my favorite Flames of his I had archived at the old Ootikof web site:
From: RIOTGEARxxx@webtv.net (THE LION)
Newsgroups: alt.discuss.katzenjammer
Date: Thu, 5 Feb 1998 16:43:54 -0800
Subject: Re: BREAKING NECKS
I SWEAR TO ALLAH its true. And I'll tell you what, providing I can effect a timely escape, I'm going back. I'm just having a little problem with these zip cuffs. I'm going to lop the head right off that ugly motherfucker. So I'm standing there, just minding my own when I gets this crawly feeling on the back of my neck. Real similar to the feeling you might get after you hit the send button and wing a post off addressed to THE LION. Like something bad is going to happen but you don't know what. Anyways, I start panning around and sure enough here's this fucking Degas giving me the beadies from all the way across the room. So I straightens me spine and has me a stroll right up to the punk and says- "You maddoggin' me motherfucker?".... Nothing. Stone cold silence. Like he was all high and mighty. Now I'm pissed, I say "I'm talking to motherfucker, answer up or I'll go out to the car and get a bat and bash you in your fucking knee". A couple seconds pass and I'm hard looking this boy and he says -
"All works done after the second or 15th century renaissance are shit and Renoir was a punk-ass Monet wannabe who might as well been using crayola's. I bet you even think I'm sculpture. Well you don't know shit you fucking asshole."
Being a huge fan of Renoir's I was now officially steaming pissed. I say "ONE MORE FUCKING WORD AND THIS PLACE COMES DOWN!"
So he looks me right square in the eye and says-
"When I listen to Mendelssohn's Allegretto non troppo I can't decide if I want to puke, piss, or cut my fucking wrists."
I screech "NOT MENDELSSOHN MOTHER- FUCKERRRRRR!" and grab an Incan stone fertility figurine. Four Salvador Dali's and two Mayan death masks immediately met their makers. I raised my bludgeon high and with a mighty howl brought a crushing blow to bear. The recipient of which being a some sort of ancient clay Jew tablet. No big deal, I thought, just Jew bullshit anyway. As I load up for another pass I am unceremoniously slammed to the ground by policemen and cuffed, dragged outside and thrown into a van. After a 45 minute ride blindfolded, I was thrown out of their moving vehicle 200 meters from the entrance of Katzenjammer Properties.
Somebody loan me some snippers and a Vespa so I can go set that fucking smartass Degas straight.
THE LION /FOKOF
Quote from: Biggie Smiles on Today at 06:29:36 PMIt may display no signs of banning "ie the red strike through etc" when you look at the account as a normal user but the last time I attempted to login I was redirected to a picture of some of BF's personal porn stash ie a picture of some goatse.
Never tried again after that
Quote from: sicknote on Today at 06:11:59 PMI regged at ootikof in 2010 after you boys invaded www.trollkingdom.net or some of our lot raided your site, I made a very very dear friend from that exchange of members, He was a bit crazy but I loved Joel to bits and tbqh I miss his counsel a great deal and could have used his ear and perspective on quite a lot over the last 8years..
Always R.IP to the big homie Riotgear/'Gear.![]()
Quote from: Biggie Smiles on Today at 06:22:11 PMthis is a person who honestly believes she's head and shoulders above the rest of us in terms of IQ
lmao
Quote from: sicknote on Today at 06:26:33 PMYour main account isn't banned jsyk.It may display no signs of banning "ie the red strike through etc" when you look at the account as a normal user but the last time I attempted to login I was redirected to a picture of some of BF's personal porn stash ie a picture of some goatse.
Quote from: Biggie Smiles on Today at 06:18:56 PMFor me there is simply not enough interesting topics or posters to expend the effort required to evade my bans
Quote from: Garraty_47 on Today at 04:18:14 PMI admit that is very possible.
My love language is sarcasm and I love *everyone*.
lulz
Quote from: Garraty_47 on Today at 04:11:30 PMThe scat and stoopidity from regular members is one thing and can be remedied by the Ignore button.For me there is simply not enough interesting topics or posters to expend the effort required to evade my bans
When it's coming from the owner/admin who also likes to play petty little games with his panel then nah, I'm out.
Tout passe, tout lasse, tout casse, et tout se remplace.
Quote from: Garraty_47 on Today at 05:58:03 PMYes it is I, (formerly) Vitriol the Trollsbane.
I used to be all: "Flame The Planet!"
But now I'm just: "Getcher off'n mah lawn!"
Oh how the turns have tabled.
Quote from: DKG on Today at 04:21:50 PMMore likely you were not around when the owner went off his meds.
Quote from: sicknote on Today at 04:47:15 PMWhat Garraty_47was Vitriol over on Ootikof?
Quote from: DKG on Today at 05:02:07 PMThat I cannot answer. I have heard of it, but I never saw it.
Quote from: sicknote on Today at 04:47:15 PMWhat Garraty_47That I cannot answer. I have heard of it, but I never saw it.was Vitriol over on Ootikof?
Quote from: DKG on Today at 04:39:37 PMI don't want to get into trash talking posters from other forums. But, Oak does not handle trolling well at all. I am not saying I roll with the punches either. I ignore the attention hounds and eventually they leave me alone. I recommend she do the same.
Quote from: DKG on Today at 04:42:28 PMThat was a guest who is stealing his handle.
Garraty_47 is the handle he uses here.
Page created in 1.019 seconds with 26 queries.