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R.I.P to the great Charlie Kirk!


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Posted by Shen Li
 - December 06, 2025, 10:19:32 PM
Prof bought a new stick of deodorant today. The instructions said
remove cap and push up bottom.
 
Now it hurts when he walks. However, whenever he farts the room smells good.
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - December 06, 2025, 09:52:52 AM
The back seat of her car is big enough for a porn orgy.


Her FansOnly subscribers are disappointed that it never gets used.
Posted by Shen Li
 - December 05, 2025, 11:47:41 PM
Stu shot his first turkey today. You should have seen the people running from the Wal-Mart freezer section.
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - December 05, 2025, 09:33:51 AM
Guinness summarily rejected his world record application for his phone number appearing on the walls of the most men's bathroom stalls.

Amen.
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - December 05, 2025, 12:21:58 AM
Enjoys gas station sushi.
Posted by Shen Li
 - November 27, 2025, 10:05:54 PM
The police came to Prof's house last to talk to to his wife.
They showed a picture of him to her and said it looks like he's been hit by a bus.
She said yes I know but he's a good provider.
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - November 27, 2025, 05:32:40 PM
On Thanksgiving Day, he truly enjoys "stuffing the turkey".



Use your imagination on that.
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - November 27, 2025, 04:50:53 PM
Try as she might, unable to wear a bikini top 'cause there's nothing to keep it from sliding down.

Amen.
Posted by Shen Li
 - November 24, 2025, 10:47:54 PM
Prof stood on the edge of a cliff and yelled I love U.

His echo replied I just want to be friends.
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - November 24, 2025, 03:24:24 PM
His definition of foreplay is asking "So much is it for just 20 minutes?"
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - November 24, 2025, 12:50:16 AM
Her G-spot has turned into a parking spot.
Posted by Shen Li
 - November 23, 2025, 09:25:00 PM
Well after all these years Stu has finally found his wife's G-spot.
All he had to do was ask his brother where it is.
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - November 23, 2025, 11:17:11 AM
Identifies as Caucasian.

Amen.
Posted by Shen Li
 - November 22, 2025, 10:11:18 PM
RQ's wife asked him if her appendix scar made her look unattractive.
Apparently don't worry babe your tits covers it wasn't the answer she was looking for.
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - November 22, 2025, 12:27:03 AM
Has banged every guy on that bus...in the bus station restroom.