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R.I.P to the great Charlie Kirk!


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Posted by Shen Li
 - December 18, 2025, 10:59:12 PM
Prof was sitting naked in a recliner, watching a movie, eating ice-cream, minding his own business. And Walmart calls the cops on him.
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - December 18, 2025, 10:40:09 PM
His fantasy is to be Pelosi's cabana boy.
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - December 18, 2025, 05:09:38 PM
One of his biggest dirty little secrets is that Nancy Pelosi gives him wood.



Amen.
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - December 18, 2025, 12:02:47 PM
Wants to date Jeb.
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - December 18, 2025, 12:48:41 AM
Thinks Jeb is an Asian.
Posted by Shen Li
 - December 17, 2025, 11:02:01 PM
Stu had his driving test today. He got 8 out of 10.
The other 2 jumped out of the way.
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - December 17, 2025, 10:42:44 PM
Relieved of her position as Lifeguard instructor in response to an incident involving a hands-free CPR method she claimed to have learned from Shaolin monks.

Picture it . . .

Amen.
Posted by Shen Li
 - December 11, 2025, 11:00:12 PM
Prof likes long walks on the beach with his girlfriend until the
LSD wears off and he realizes he's just dragging a stolen mannequin
around McDonald's parking lot.
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - December 11, 2025, 11:30:01 AM
Her definition of safe sex is doing it inside a bank vault.
Posted by Shen Li
 - December 08, 2025, 10:50:20 PM
Prof was at the hospital when the nurse said you may not feel anything from the waist down, so prof said just the tits then.
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - December 08, 2025, 08:32:57 AM
She didn't know why people were making such a big deal about her wearing a one piece bathing suit with a thong at the beach.



Except that she wore it backwards.
Posted by Shen Li
 - December 07, 2025, 09:58:50 PM
Sicknote conducted a survey. He asked 100 women which shampoo they preferred.

The number one answer was get out.
Posted by sicknote
 - December 07, 2025, 09:55:51 PM
That's the thing about humor its subjective, what isn't subjective is that your father should have used a condom.
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - December 07, 2025, 09:49:11 PM
Has the sense of humor of a German burn patient.
Posted by sicknote
 - December 07, 2025, 09:21:31 PM
Out of the six flavours of quarks I'm guessing you're a bottom, renegade bottom suits you.