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Posted by Shen Li
 - January 07, 2026, 11:02:47 PM
Prof bought a new bed set yesterday. However, his wife is unimpressed. Prof thinks she's jealous that he got the top bunk.
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - January 07, 2026, 01:11:43 PM
His average was 6 puppies a day.
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - January 07, 2026, 10:58:24 AM
Growing up, was always told that a puppy died every time she masturbated. Well, she figured five puppies a day was an acceptable loss.

Amen.
Posted by Shen Li
 - January 04, 2026, 10:46:24 PM
Prof recently got divorced. They decided to split the house. Prof being the good negotiator that he is got the outside.
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - January 04, 2026, 10:37:57 PM
If her IQ was measured by TNT, she wouldn't have enough to blow her nose.
Posted by Shen Li
 - January 04, 2026, 09:49:51 PM
Stu is so poor he rubs cologne from magazines on his shirt.
When people say oh you smell good what is it? Stu says page 10.
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - January 04, 2026, 09:44:58 PM
Was the #1 pick in this year's Professional Dumbass Association draft.

Amen. 
Posted by Reggie Essent
 - January 04, 2026, 02:02:29 PM
Shen tried the game of playing stupid with Prof ... then realized he wasn't playing.
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - January 04, 2026, 01:42:57 PM
She's undefeated...




...in the game of playing stupid.
Posted by Shen Li
 - January 03, 2026, 10:11:02 PM
Prof had a good time horse back riding until he ran out of quarters and the kids convinced him his turn was over.
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - January 03, 2026, 09:41:16 PM
Mixes rum, mango juice, and Exlax and calls it an express Maduro remover.
Posted by Shen Li
 - January 01, 2026, 09:51:42 PM
Stu is just like an old tube TV set. He needs to be slapped a few times
to get the fucking picture.
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - January 01, 2026, 02:51:10 PM
Having tired of Prof's incessant begging, whining and pleading, finally gave in and dang dey did do da dirdy "deed". 

When Prof finished 30 seconds later, he hopped up, struck a Superman pose, and with tears streaming down his cheeks said, "Well. How'd I do, honey hips?"

Shen snickered, rolled her eyes and handed him participation ribbon #1948.

Amen.
Posted by Shen Li
 - December 26, 2025, 09:16:31 PM
Prof just released his own fragrance. However, the other two people
in the truck didn't like it.
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - December 25, 2025, 03:49:32 PM
She's pissed off at her neighbor for sunbathing in the nude.


Her husband is on the fence about that.