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Posted by Shen Li
 - May 08, 2026, 11:40:40 PM
Prof's post proves that even a snippy smartass like him can have a lucky guess.
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - May 08, 2026, 10:16:07 PM
Shen asked her hubby "What is the happiest day of your life?"

He replied "Our wedding day."

She asked "And since then?"

Him "I haven't been happy."
Posted by Shen Li
 - May 06, 2026, 11:49:51 PM
Herm's wife: "Your boss called today and said you were fired."
Herm: "Fuck him."
Herm's wife: "I already did and you go back to work Monday."
Posted by Herman
 - May 06, 2026, 09:17:53 PM
Stu talking with his old lady.
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - May 06, 2026, 10:09:55 AM
To which Prof retorted, "Shen isn't stuck up!"

Amen.
Posted by Shen Li
 - May 05, 2026, 11:14:37 PM
Prof told his wife that the Postman told him he has slept with every woman on this street except one.

Prof's wife responded "I'll bet it's that stuck up bitch across the street."
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - May 05, 2026, 02:17:54 PM
^^^^ Meet the person that recorded that porn. 
Posted by Shen Li
 - May 03, 2026, 09:27:32 PM
When Herm was getting a prostate exam, he asked the doctor where he should put his pants.

"Over there beside mine" was not the answer he was expecting.
Posted by Herman
 - May 03, 2026, 07:30:50 PM
She has had the clap so many times it has turned into an applause.
Posted by Shen Li
 - April 27, 2026, 12:37:18 AM
Prof's only problem with women breastfeeding in public is that they never wink back.
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - April 26, 2026, 08:19:30 AM
He has a great job that takes him to fine places around the world.

He's a guinea pig for experimental drugs.

Part of the side effects makes him think he's traveling.
Posted by Lab Flaker
 - April 25, 2026, 10:04:30 PM
You're a sexy bastard with pears for titties....
Posted by Herman
 - April 25, 2026, 09:54:58 PM
Old Shen Li explaining her job.
Posted by Shen Li
 - April 25, 2026, 08:15:51 PM
Herman was so drunk yesterday.

When he got to the bottom of the stairs he took off his shoes, pants, shirt and underwear.

Then he quietly crept upstairs.

It was only when he got to the top of the stairs did he realize he was on a double-decker bus.

Posted by Herman
 - April 25, 2026, 04:54:08 PM
Old Stu will whip it out anywhere.