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Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - Today at 10:24:56 AM
She was trespassed from the local all you can eat buffet restaurant on account of "pushing the envelope". 
Posted by Shen Li
 - Today at 12:38:52 AM
The cost of living has gotten so high Stu's wife started having sex with him because she can't afford batteries.
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - May 15, 2026, 01:33:56 PM
Meet Big "Boom Boom" Bingping, a Shifu of the ancient Chinese art of yánmiàn qíchéng.  Shen is considered her prize pupil.



Amen.
Posted by Shen Li
 - May 10, 2026, 10:45:23 PM
Prof asked his wife when she was coming out of the shower wrapped in a towel if he could take a picture of her without the towel.

She asked what are you going to do with it?

Prof replied "I'm going to keep it on my phone."

Prof's wife asked "can I take a picture of you getting out of the shower with no towel?"

Prof asked "what are you going to do with it?"

Prof's wife responded, "I'm going to have it enlarged."
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - May 10, 2026, 10:15:05 PM
If sitting on faces would be an Olympic event, she's the automatic gold medalist.
Posted by Shen Li
 - May 10, 2026, 01:01:43 AM
You shut UR filthy fucking mouth or it will be filled with yellow ass.
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - May 09, 2026, 02:10:27 PM
One thing for certain about Shen - it's impossible to underestimate her.

Amen.
Posted by Shen Li
 - May 08, 2026, 11:40:40 PM
Prof's post proves that even a snippy smartass like him can have a lucky guess.
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - May 08, 2026, 10:16:07 PM
Shen asked her hubby "What is the happiest day of your life?"

He replied "Our wedding day."

She asked "And since then?"

Him "I haven't been happy."
Posted by Shen Li
 - May 06, 2026, 11:49:51 PM
Herm's wife: "Your boss called today and said you were fired."
Herm: "Fuck him."
Herm's wife: "I already did and you go back to work Monday."
Posted by Herman
 - May 06, 2026, 09:17:53 PM
Stu talking with his old lady.
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - May 06, 2026, 10:09:55 AM
To which Prof retorted, "Shen isn't stuck up!"

Amen.
Posted by Shen Li
 - May 05, 2026, 11:14:37 PM
Prof told his wife that the Postman told him he has slept with every woman on this street except one.

Prof's wife responded "I'll bet it's that stuck up bitch across the street."
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - May 05, 2026, 02:17:54 PM
^^^^ Meet the person that recorded that porn. 
Posted by Shen Li
 - May 03, 2026, 09:27:32 PM
When Herm was getting a prostate exam, he asked the doctor where he should put his pants.

"Over there beside mine" was not the answer he was expecting.