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Posted by smell the glove
 - June 03, 2016, 09:32:26 PM
Too much drinking at times.  Should probably check my ass into a Schick rehab!
Posted by Renee
 - June 03, 2016, 09:30:36 PM
Quote from: "smell the glove"The bum is OK most of the time.  I think only occasionally does the hoop get overworked...


Maybe if you kept your head out of it??? ac_dunno
Posted by smell the glove
 - June 03, 2016, 09:29:07 PM
The bum is OK most of the time.  I think only occasionally does the hoop get overworked...
Posted by Renee
 - June 03, 2016, 09:26:14 PM
Quote from: "smell the glove"
Quote from: "Renee"So what destroyed your asshole?   ac_unsure


Here's what I think is happening...



Sometimes I drink too much, and this causes the runny shitz.  Now, with teh runny shitz, it comes out multiple times per day.  I believe this excessive shitzing all throughout the day of the liquid shitz is awfully hard on my wrecktum.



So, once my wrectum has been "overpowered" so to say, it will bleed.



It doesn't happen often, but I do believe this to be the cause.  I suppose the cure would be to not drink excessively, thus not creating the runny liquid shitz that will explode out of my anus all day long!


You need a colonoscopy, pal.



You might have something growing in there. Its not uncommon for rummys to develop colon/rectal cancer.



Just sayin......If I were you  :laugh3:  I wouldn't ignore my bleeding butt hole.
Posted by smell the glove
 - June 03, 2016, 09:20:17 PM
Quote from: "Renee"So what destroyed your asshole?   ac_unsure


Here's what I think is happening...



Sometimes I drink too much, and this causes the runny shitz.  Now, with teh runny shitz, it comes out multiple times per day.  I believe this excessive shitzing all throughout the day of the liquid shitz is awfully hard on my wrecktum.



So, once my wrectum has been "overpowered" so to say, it will bleed.



It doesn't happen often, but I do believe this to be the cause.  I suppose the cure would be to not drink excessively, thus not creating the runny liquid shitz that will explode out of my anus all day long!
Posted by Renee
 - June 03, 2016, 09:12:48 PM
Quote from: "RW"
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "smell the glove"Joe, really the biggest reason why a woman would have a large hole, is if she popped out multiple kids.  Popping out numerous kids will destroy a vagoogoo!


So what destroyed your asshole?   ac_unsure

Eggplant gets my vote.


I was thinkIng pineapple.
Posted by smell the glove
 - June 03, 2016, 09:11:45 PM
Quote from: "RW"I feel like I'm watching two retards hump a doorknob.

This is exactly why the Retard Rodeo was created!   ac_razz  ac_razz  ac_razz  ac_razz
Posted by Renee
 - June 03, 2016, 09:11:32 PM
Quote from: "RW"I feel like I'm watching two retards hump a doorknob.


I'm too short for that.
Posted by RW
 - June 03, 2016, 09:11:10 PM
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "smell the glove"Joe, really the biggest reason why a woman would have a large hole, is if she popped out multiple kids.  Popping out numerous kids will destroy a vagoogoo!


So what destroyed your asshole?   ac_unsure

Eggplant gets my vote.
Posted by RW
 - June 03, 2016, 09:10:34 PM
I feel like I'm watching two retards hump a doorknob.
Posted by Renee
 - June 03, 2016, 09:10:05 PM
Quote from: "smell the glove"Joe, really the biggest reason why a woman would have a large hole, is if she popped out multiple kids.  Popping out numerous kids will destroy a vagoogoo!


So what destroyed your asshole?   ac_unsure
Posted by smell the glove
 - June 03, 2016, 09:08:28 PM
In fact, many women that have popped out numerous rats, will end up pissing their pants later in life, due to everything kind of getting "stretched out!"



This is the truth!
Posted by smell the glove
 - June 03, 2016, 09:06:09 PM
Joe, really the biggest reason why a woman would have a large hole, is if she popped out multiple kids.  Popping out numerous kids will destroy a vagoogoo!
Posted by JOE
 - June 03, 2016, 08:54:50 PM
Quote from: "RW"
Quote from: "JOE"
Quote from: "RW"No it doesn't Joe.


I just thought that maybe his ex was too big for Mel.



Too much woman for him to handle.

Have you ever seen a woman's genitals in person before?


Why Real, I shore have, I shore have! Bald, trimmed 'n hairy...seen 'em all, Real, I seen 'em all!



And how about this 'beaver sightin', eh 'Real?



http://cdn.traileraddict.com/content/allied-artists/50footwoman-2.jpg">



....the guy standing under her on the bridge mustve needed high powered binoculars ta capture all that detail!
Posted by JOE
 - June 03, 2016, 08:49:53 PM
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "RW"
Quote from: "JOE"
Quote from: "RW"No it doesn't Joe.


I just thought that maybe his ex was too big for Mel.



Too much woman for him to handle.

Have you ever seen a woman's genitals in person before?


Joe once thought he caught a glimpse of pubic hair in the rear view mirror of his cab but it turned out that he had his face to close to the mirror and it was just his own nose hair.



True story.


:laugh: