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Posted by Anonymous
 - August 01, 2018, 04:57:17 PM
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"
Quote from: "RDL2018"
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"Diarrhea is the expulsion of water so no reason to say liquid.



Top up on fluids.  Replenish by drinking lots of water.  Stay away from garlic as in Mel's case he will shit the bed.



Good luck!


I've been drinking plenty of pop since then... mostly Pepsi and Coca-Cola...


I'm sure you have.  



It helps if you shove a burrito up your ass.  It has a relaxing effect.  Hot sauce is optional.


Oooh I love burritos :thumbup: and hot sauce :thumbup:
Posted by Berry Sweet
 - July 27, 2018, 12:16:28 AM
Quote from: "RDL2018"
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"Diarrhea is the expulsion of water so no reason to say liquid.



Top up on fluids.  Replenish by drinking lots of water.  Stay away from garlic as in Mel's case he will shit the bed.



Good luck!


I've been drinking plenty of pop since then... mostly Pepsi and Coca-Cola...


I'm sure you have.  



It helps if you shove a burrito up your ass.  It has a relaxing effect.  Hot sauce is optional.
Posted by Anonymous
 - July 25, 2018, 05:37:48 PM
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"Diarrhea is the expulsion of water so no reason to say liquid.



Top up on fluids.  Replenish by drinking lots of water.  Stay away from garlic as in Mel's case he will shit the bed.



Good luck!


I've been drinking plenty of pop since then... mostly Pepsi and Coca-Cola...
Posted by Berry Sweet
 - July 25, 2018, 02:12:09 AM
Diarrhea is the expulsion of water so no reason to say liquid.



Top up on fluids.  Replenish by drinking lots of water.  Stay away from garlic as in Mel's case he will shit the bed.



Good luck!
Posted by Anonymous
 - July 24, 2018, 04:59:34 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "RDL2018"
Quote from: "Red_brazilian_nut"Hope you had a vinyl mattress cover in place


I had a mattress cover, but sadly it was not vinyl...

You probably own at least one now.


I do have one that's vinyl... just not the one I had on my bed that afternoon...
Posted by Anonymous
 - July 20, 2018, 02:23:28 PM
Quote from: "Bricktop"Is there some perverted reason that I am unable to fathom why threads such as this aren't simply deleted?



Or is that asking too much?

Anywhere else on the board it would be deleted.
Posted by Bricktop
 - July 20, 2018, 12:47:01 AM
Is there some perverted reason that I am unable to fathom why threads such as this aren't simply deleted?



Or is that asking too much?
Posted by Anonymous
 - July 19, 2018, 09:18:55 PM
Quote from: "RDL2018"


I took my chances... it ended up being a fart... then diarrhea...
And Oscar Mayer from VF was born.
Posted by Anonymous
 - July 19, 2018, 05:39:19 PM
Quote from: "RDL2018"
Quote from: "Red_brazilian_nut"Hope you had a vinyl mattress cover in place


I had a mattress cover, but sadly it was not vinyl...

You probably own at least one now.
Posted by Anonymous
 - July 19, 2018, 05:36:21 PM
Quote from: "Red_brazilian_nut"Hope you had a vinyl mattress cover in place


I had a mattress cover, but sadly it was not vinyl...
Posted by Anonymous
 - June 30, 2018, 06:48:32 AM
Oh yes!



Yes!   Yes!  Yes!



Don't stop grandpa!
Posted by Angry White Male
 - June 30, 2018, 02:14:53 AM
Here I sit broken hearted,



Had to shit but only farted.



Later on I took a chance,



Had to fart but shit my pants.
Posted by Rancidmilko
 - June 30, 2018, 01:05:30 AM
Hope you had a vinyl mattress cover in place
Posted by Anonymous
 - June 29, 2018, 10:00:09 PM
I am glad to say I am feeling much better ac_smile
Posted by Anonymous
 - June 27, 2018, 06:15:02 PM
Quote from: "RDL2018"Brought on by eating Subway salads...



Anyway, I had some beers, I was taking a nap, and I wasn't sure if it was going to be a fart or diarrhea...



I took my chances... it ended up being a fart... then diarrhea...

I hope you are feeling better RDl.