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Posted by cc
 - September 20, 2018, 10:39:23 AM
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Posted by JOE
 - September 20, 2018, 08:40:16 AM
Quote from: "cc"Good question. Some "asses" think they know  everything  



Thanks for all this info. We all care about you and want to now every little detail of your life



 ac_smile


Butcha know, Mel is right.



Sometimes the ass  knows, cc ..



It knows because it knows....since it is an ass



Git it?
Posted by Bricktop
 - September 17, 2018, 10:22:04 PM
Quote from: "Chuck Bronson"
Quote from: "Bricktop"You presume too much insofar as Mel is concerned.

You seem to be infatuated with me.



Truth be told, you are not the first poster that has been...


You confuse the word "infatuation" with derogation.
Posted by Berry Sweet
 - September 17, 2018, 10:08:42 PM
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"You do realize that you have a nervous system and a brain...they work n'sync with each other....assuming you have active brain cells...



....I still recommend you take a biology course.


This is how the ass knows.



As I can simply put it....Neurons communicate at synapses through the use of neurotransmitters. Neurotransmitters are chemicals sent between neurons as well as the muscles and organs they work with.



Got it now?
Posted by Chuck Bronson
 - September 17, 2018, 12:51:10 AM
Quote from: "Bricktop"You presume too much insofar as Mel is concerned.

You seem to be infatuated with me.



Truth be told, you are not the first poster that has been...
Posted by Bricktop
 - September 17, 2018, 12:39:04 AM
You presume too much insofar as Mel is concerned.
Posted by Berry Sweet
 - September 17, 2018, 12:29:31 AM
You do realize that you have a nervous system and a brain...they work n'sync with each other....assuming you have active brain cells...



....I still recommend you take a biology course.
Posted by Chuck Bronson
 - September 15, 2018, 02:25:08 AM
Quote from: "Odinson"Why does the shit start attacking right before you reach the toilet?

Yes!  Exactly.



Could be three hours away from the nearest shitter, and no real trouble, until...



TEN FUCKING SECONDS from getting the ass onto the bowl, all hell breaks loose!   :laugh:



How does the ass know?
Posted by Bricktop
 - September 14, 2018, 01:16:25 AM
So is the bucket.
Posted by cc
 - September 14, 2018, 12:44:23 AM
Yes, he always tells us he is a class act  ... so it is fitting
Posted by Bricktop
 - September 13, 2018, 11:43:31 PM
The foam is a nice touch.
Posted by cc
 - September 13, 2018, 08:28:27 PM
fitting :laugh:
Posted by Anonymous
 - September 13, 2018, 08:12:04 PM
Quote from: "kiebers"Here you go Mel, you could carry that in a truck or car. Use a garbage bag to collect and it's reusable. No muss no fuss.



https://i.imgur.com/eE8TeX2.jpg">



(sorry CC...LOL)

 :laugh:
Posted by kiebers
 - September 13, 2018, 05:07:24 PM
Here you go Mel, you could carry that in a truck or car. Use a garbage bag to collect and it's reusable. No muss no fuss.



https://i.imgur.com/eE8TeX2.jpg">



(sorry CC...LOL)
Posted by Bricktop
 - September 11, 2018, 06:19:35 PM
Quote from: "Renee"You just couldn't resist opening your big flabby toothless maw, could you?


No.



You're right.



I couldn't resist.



But at least I do it to your fat filled face.