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Posted by Anonymous
- June 01, 2019, 08:05:56 AMStill very sad BEnzo..Quote from: "Fashionista"
Good morning and happy Saturday.
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Happy Saturday with good weather to you too!
Thank you, I hope it is.
Posted by BEnzo
- June 01, 2019, 07:58:38 AMStill very sad BEnzo..Quote from: "Fashionista"
Good morning and happy Saturday.
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Not anymore. All things are impermanent.
Happy Saturday with good weather to you too!
Posted by Anonymous
- June 01, 2019, 07:52:30 AMGood morning and happy Saturday.
Posted by BEnzo
- June 01, 2019, 07:49:30 AMIt is I, King Martini.Quote from: "King Martini"
One of the greatest of all time.
Master of every type of flame imaginable, soft on the eyes, and creator of the best Flametown podcast on the internet.
Some would say superstar, the only Flametown celebrity, a kind, generous man, a ladies man, a man's man, pretty much an all round good guy.
And before the rabble spits all over their keyboard typing out emo laced vitriol, I say welcome you all;
To the World of Martini.
Thank you.
Lol. You must be phase II of Sum Bum's plan to attract suckers to Couchtown. Ha.
How's the bartending business in Chicago these days?
Whomever wants to go to FT can, I'm not here on some recruitment missive nor do I care who posts there.
I do. Cun't does, Fraud does. That's more then enough.
As for bartending, don't really do much of that since I went pro playing Fortnite, but thanks for asking.
Have you told your wife your gay yet?
Wife's dead. Been dead a long time. Keep smoking the Meth and you'll be meeting her real soon I'm sure.
Was it suicide?
Did she find out she married a gay?
That has to be a lot to live with DumZo.
Do you wear black fingernail polish on her anniversary of her getting away from you?
Breast cancer actually. Mammogram's weren't as good back then.
And you're right about about it being a lot to live with me, theonlything you're right about. The woman was a fucking saint.
Did you get those prison tats removed yet? Like you could afford it, anyway. Lulz.
Is that your story?
It's OK, DumZo.
If you are gay there's nothing wrong with it. You don't need to make up some silly story as to why she offed herself when you told her.
Did you tell her? Or did she put two and two together when she found skid marks in her under pants that wernt from her?
Zzzzzzzz^^^ I wouldn't post at a forum with a secret all guys 'Penis Room' panel. That's as gay as it gets.
You get caught up on the back child support yet? Martini is on his baby mama's lawyer's speed dial list ffs. I bet he cringes everytime his phone rings.
Posted by BEnzo
- June 01, 2019, 07:31:54 AMIt is I, King Martini.Quote from: "King Martini"
One of the greatest of all time.
Master of every type of flame imaginable, soft on the eyes, and creator of the best Flametown podcast on the internet.
Some would say superstar, the only Flametown celebrity, a kind, generous man, a ladies man, a man's man, pretty much an all round good guy.
And before the rabble spits all over their keyboard typing out emo laced vitriol, I say welcome you all;
To the World of Martini.
Thank you.
Lol. You must be phase II of Sum Bum's plan to attract suckers to Couchtown. Ha.
How's the bartending business in Chicago these days?
Whomever wants to go to FT can, I'm not here on some recruitment missive nor do I care who posts there.
I do. Cun't does, Fraud does. That's more then enough.
As for bartending, don't really do much of that since I went pro playing Fortnite, but thanks for asking.
Have you told your wife your gay yet?
Wife's dead. Been dead a long time. Keep smoking the Meth and you'll be meeting her real soon I'm sure.
I'm terribly sorry for your loss BEnzo..
We have another poster here that is a widower.
It has been 25 years, it's ok.
Lol @ widower! That hurt more than anything Martini posted.
Posted by Biggie Smiles
- May 31, 2019, 02:35:00 PM
We have another poster here that is a widower.
Caskur?
Caskur's a lady..
In which species ?
Posted by Anonymous
- May 31, 2019, 02:33:35 PM
We have another poster here that is a widower.
Caskur?
Caskur's a lady..
Blazor is a widower.
Posted by Biggie Smiles
- May 31, 2019, 02:30:16 PM
We have another poster here that is a widower.
Caskur?
Posted by Anonymous
- May 31, 2019, 11:37:27 AMIt is I, King Martini.Quote from: "King Martini"
One of the greatest of all time.
Master of every type of flame imaginable, soft on the eyes, and creator of the best Flametown podcast on the internet.
Some would say superstar, the only Flametown celebrity, a kind, generous man, a ladies man, a man's man, pretty much an all round good guy.
And before the rabble spits all over their keyboard typing out emo laced vitriol, I say welcome you all;
To the World of Martini.
Thank you.
Lol. You must be phase II of Sum Bum's plan to attract suckers to Couchtown. Ha.
How's the bartending business in Chicago these days?
Whomever wants to go to FT can, I'm not here on some recruitment missive nor do I care who posts there.
I do. Cun't does, Fraud does. That's more then enough.
As for bartending, don't really do much of that since I went pro playing Fortnite, but thanks for asking.
Have you told your wife your gay yet?
Wife's dead. Been dead a long time. Keep smoking the Meth and you'll be meeting her real soon I'm sure.
I'm terribly sorry for your loss BEnzo..
We have another poster here that is a widower.
Posted by Anonymous
- May 31, 2019, 11:36:58 AMIt is I, King Martini.Quote from: "King Martini"
One of the greatest of all time.
Master of every type of flame imaginable, soft on the eyes, and creator of the best Flametown podcast on the internet.
Some would say superstar, the only Flametown celebrity, a kind, generous man, a ladies man, a man's man, pretty much an all round good guy.
And before the rabble spits all over their keyboard typing out emo laced vitriol, I say welcome you all;
To the World of Martini.
Thank you.
Lol. You must be phase II of Sum Bum's plan to attract suckers to Couchtown. Ha.
How's the bartending business in Chicago these days?
Whomever wants to go to FT can, I'm not here on some recruitment missive nor do I care who posts there.
I do. Cun't does, Fraud does. That's more then enough.
As for bartending, don't really do much of that since I went pro playing Fortnite, but thanks for asking.
Have you told your wife your gay yet?
Wife's dead. Been dead a long time. Keep smoking the Meth and you'll be meeting her real soon I'm sure.
Was it suicide?
Did she find out she married a gay?
That has to be a lot to live with DumZo.
Do you wear black fingernail polish on her anniversary of her getting away from you?
Breast cancer actually. Mammogram's weren't as good back then.
And you're right about about it being a lot to live with me, theonlything you're right about. The woman was a fucking saint.
Did you get those prison tats removed yet? Like you could afford it, anyway. Lulz.
Is that your story?
It's OK, DumZo.
If you are gay there's nothing wrong with it. You don't need to make up some silly story as to why she offed herself when you told her.
Did you tell her? Or did she put two and two together when she found skid marks in her under pants that wernt from her?
Posted by BEnzo
- May 31, 2019, 11:15:50 AMIt is I, King Martini.Quote from: "King Martini"
One of the greatest of all time.
Master of every type of flame imaginable, soft on the eyes, and creator of the best Flametown podcast on the internet.
Some would say superstar, the only Flametown celebrity, a kind, generous man, a ladies man, a man's man, pretty much an all round good guy.
And before the rabble spits all over their keyboard typing out emo laced vitriol, I say welcome you all;
To the World of Martini.
Thank you.
Lol. You must be phase II of Sum Bum's plan to attract suckers to Couchtown. Ha.
How's the bartending business in Chicago these days?
Whomever wants to go to FT can, I'm not here on some recruitment missive nor do I care who posts there.
I do. Cun't does, Fraud does. That's more then enough.
As for bartending, don't really do much of that since I went pro playing Fortnite, but thanks for asking.
Have you told your wife your gay yet?
Wife's dead. Been dead a long time. Keep smoking the Meth and you'll be meeting her real soon I'm sure.
Was it suicide?
Did she find out she married a gay?
That has to be a lot to live with DumZo.
Do you wear black fingernail polish on her anniversary of her getting away from you?
Breast cancer actually. Mammogram's weren't as good back then.
And you're right about about it being a lot to live with me, the
Did you get those prison tats removed yet? Like you could afford it, anyway. Lulz.
Posted by Anonymous
- May 31, 2019, 10:58:28 AMIt is I, King Martini.Quote from: "King Martini"
One of the greatest of all time.
Master of every type of flame imaginable, soft on the eyes, and creator of the best Flametown podcast on the internet.
Some would say superstar, the only Flametown celebrity, a kind, generous man, a ladies man, a man's man, pretty much an all round good guy.
And before the rabble spits all over their keyboard typing out emo laced vitriol, I say welcome you all;
To the World of Martini.
Thank you.
Lol. You must be phase II of Sum Bum's plan to attract suckers to Couchtown. Ha.
How's the bartending business in Chicago these days?
Whomever wants to go to FT can, I'm not here on some recruitment missive nor do I care who posts there.
I do. Cun't does, Fraud does. That's more then enough.
As for bartending, don't really do much of that since I went pro playing Fortnite, but thanks for asking.
Have you told your wife your gay yet?
Wife's dead. Been dead a long time. Keep smoking the Meth and you'll be meeting her real soon I'm sure.
Was it suicide?
Did she find out she married a gay?
That has to be a lot to live with DumZo.
Do you wear black fingernail polish on her anniversary of her getting away from you?
Posted by BEnzo
- May 31, 2019, 10:30:44 AMIt is I, King Martini.Quote from: "King Martini"
One of the greatest of all time.
Master of every type of flame imaginable, soft on the eyes, and creator of the best Flametown podcast on the internet.
Some would say superstar, the only Flametown celebrity, a kind, generous man, a ladies man, a man's man, pretty much an all round good guy.
And before the rabble spits all over their keyboard typing out emo laced vitriol, I say welcome you all;
To the World of Martini.
Thank you.
Lol. You must be phase II of Sum Bum's plan to attract suckers to Couchtown. Ha.
How's the bartending business in Chicago these days?
Whomever wants to go to FT can, I'm not here on some recruitment missive nor do I care who posts there.
I do. Cun't does, Fraud does. That's more then enough.
As for bartending, don't really do much of that since I went pro playing Fortnite, but thanks for asking.
Have you told your wife your gay yet?
Wife's dead. Been dead a long time. Keep smoking the Meth and you'll be meeting her real soon I'm sure.
Posted by BEnzo
- May 31, 2019, 10:28:20 AMCouchtown is how those who don't own a couch refer to Flametruth.Quote from: "Blurt"
Not quite. That's where dudes who don't own there own couches cohabitate on somebody else's couch. FT is one big sofa for for the dudes owned by one of the biggest PI collectors in this business, who happens to be an old bitter female who also collects idiots.
Beware if you post there-
Posted by Anonymous
- May 31, 2019, 10:22:40 AMIt is I, King Martini.Quote from: "King Martini"
One of the greatest of all time.
Master of every type of flame imaginable, soft on the eyes, and creator of the best Flametown podcast on the internet.
Some would say superstar, the only Flametown celebrity, a kind, generous man, a ladies man, a man's man, pretty much an all round good guy.
And before the rabble spits all over their keyboard typing out emo laced vitriol, I say welcome you all;
To the World of Martini.
Thank you.
Lol. You must be phase II of Sum Bum's plan to attract suckers to Couchtown. Ha.
How's the bartending business in Chicago these days?
Whomever wants to go to FT can, I'm not here on some recruitment missive nor do I care who posts there.
I do. Cun't does, Fraud does. That's more then enough.
As for bartending, don't really do much of that since I went pro playing Fortnite, but thanks for asking.
Have you told your wife your gay yet?