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Posted by Anonymous
 - October 02, 2019, 07:00:30 AM
Quote from: "Bricktop"
Quote from: "Blurt"
Quote from: "Bricktop"
Focus less on acrimony and more on matrimony little fella. It's never too late to find the perfect man.

Yes, because focusing on matrimony rather than on acrimony has been working well for all the married folks who spend so much time on these boards. Right?



And, Leo, I have found the perfect man. You just haven't realized it yet.  :laugh:


Matrimony will give your life meaning...and your life could use a little meaning, rather than the demeaning that I'm giving it.



Thank you for the compliment...but you're preaching to the choir. I realised my perfection many years ago. But I'm not for you, mon petit. The cost of maintaining your wardrobe alone would bankrupt a small nation.

 :laugh:
Posted by Bricktop
 - October 02, 2019, 01:39:47 AM
Quote from: "Blurt"
Quote from: "Bricktop"
Focus less on acrimony and more on matrimony little fella. It's never too late to find the perfect man.

Yes, because focusing on matrimony rather than on acrimony has been working well for all the married folks who spend so much time on these boards. Right?



And, Leo, I have found the perfect man. You just haven't realized it yet.  :laugh:


Matrimony will give your life meaning...and your life could use a little meaning, rather than the demeaning that I'm giving it.



Thank you for the compliment...but you're preaching to the choir. I realised my perfection many years ago. But I'm not for you, mon petit. The cost of maintaining your wardrobe alone would bankrupt a small nation.
Posted by Blurt
 - October 01, 2019, 08:48:25 PM
Quote from: "Bricktop"
Focus less on acrimony and more on matrimony little fella. It's never too late to find the perfect man.

Yes, because focusing on matrimony rather than on acrimony has been working well for all the married folks who spend so much time on these boards. Right?



And, Leo, I have found the perfect man. You just haven't realized it yet.  :laugh:
Posted by Anonymous
 - October 01, 2019, 08:44:14 PM
I like this Blurt and Bricktop.

 :smiley_thumbs_up_yellow_ani:
Posted by Bricktop
 - October 01, 2019, 06:34:19 PM
Son, the only reason you have a head is it gives somewhere to put your hat...whilst concealing the snow capped cranium beneath.



One can only marvel at the traumas you've experienced to turn your hair whiter than Joe's lies at your tender age.



Focus less on acrimony and more on matrimony little fella. It's never too late to find the perfect man.
Posted by Blurt
 - October 01, 2019, 01:31:26 PM
Seriously, Leo.



Your florid and flatulent posting style merits the following advice (and I offer it as a longtime friend): worry less about the yawning gap between our years and more about the yawning gap between your ears.
Posted by Bricktop
 - September 28, 2019, 08:11:13 PM
Quote from: "Blurt"Who says I'm back?



But, yeah, Bricktop kept begging me to return, saying he can't carry this place on his own.


Seeking your help in carrying this place would be like asking Cousin Warwick to help change a light bulb.



You're back because you miss the attention I generously bestow upon you, only to suffer your ingratitude and demands for more.



I feel like I have a location monitor attached to my ankle. Everywhere I go Blurt bounds up like an abandoned puppy delighted in being able to track me down for another dog biscuit.



I've told him a thousand times my eternal youth is a fortunate twist in my DNA, but he insists that it can only be the result of dark alchemy and demands to know the secret so that he, despite the yawning gap between our years, can look as young as I do.



Dude, stick to the wig and makeup. That's your only hope.
Posted by Anonymous
 - September 28, 2019, 01:38:35 PM
Quote from: "Blurt"Who says I'm back?



But, yeah, Bricktop kept begging me to return, saying he can't carry this place on his own.

That's it.

 :laugh:
Posted by cc
 - September 28, 2019, 01:07:22 PM
Figured so
Posted by Blurt
 - September 28, 2019, 12:58:12 PM
Who says I'm back?



But, yeah, Bricktop kept begging me to return, saying he can't carry this place on his own.
Posted by Anonymous
 - September 27, 2019, 09:11:04 PM
Quote from: "Blurt"Eye eye eye! This thread!

Eye'm so happy to see you back early Blurt.

 ac_smile
Posted by Blurt
 - September 27, 2019, 08:54:23 PM
Eye eye eye! This thread!
Posted by Anonymous
 - September 27, 2019, 05:22:23 PM
Quote from: "Murdock"
Quote from: "Pants Yamato"How many guys have Dove and Murdoch actually met off these forums and slept with? If the answer is greater than zero what does that say about them? Food for thought although Murdoch's fat ass would probably demand a buffet pass and Dove some prescription meds.


Would there be any food left? I heard you sucked all the brains outta your womb mate and got the thyroid issues to go with it.  I bet you bleed gravy and if I kicked you in the chest porkcops would fly out your asscrack.



Who I club over the head and drag back to my cave is of none of your concern, weirdo.  



But you can be for certain it won't be anyone who lives in grandpa's basement.


 Eye second that  ac_lmfao
Posted by Anonymous
 - September 27, 2019, 03:22:53 PM
Quote from: "Pants Yamato"How many guys have Dove and Murdoch actually met off these forums and slept with? If the answer is greater than zero what does that say about them? Food for thought although Murdoch's fat ass would probably demand a buffet pass and Dove some prescription meds.


Would there be any food left? I heard you sucked all the brains outta your womb mate and got the thyroid issues to go with it.  I bet you bleed gravy and if I kicked you in the chest porkcops would fly out your asscrack.



Who I club over the head and drag back to my cave is of none of your concern, weirdo.  



But you can be for certain it won't be anyone who lives in grandpa's basement.
Posted by Anonymous
 - September 27, 2019, 03:08:37 PM
Quote from: "seoulbro"Hey Murdock, do you allow Korean golf nerds on your forum? :laugh3:




But of course  ac_wub