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Posted by Anonymous
 - December 10, 2019, 09:52:22 PM
Quote from: "Velvet"
Quote from: "Blurt"You have to read the passage a dozen times in a row.



It's like Bible Beer Pong, but with wine.

If alcoholism was a Christian virtue that pig Herman would be a Bishop.

You need a drink you old hag. Your husband needs 10.
Posted by Anonymous
 - December 10, 2019, 09:27:34 PM
Quote from: "Mel"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Our Lord was not a drunkard.



Corinthians-1 6:10

Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.


Ecclesiastes 9:7: "Go, eat your food with gladness, and drink your wine with a joyful heart, for it is now that God favors what you do."



 :rules:

Jesus was an ASS man.
Posted by Anonymous
 - December 10, 2019, 08:06:43 PM
Quote from: "Blurt"You have to read the passage a dozen times in a row.



It's like Bible Beer Pong, but with wine.

If alcoholism was a Christian virtue that pig Herman would be a Bishop.
Posted by Blurt
 - December 10, 2019, 07:57:13 PM
You have to read the passage a dozen times in a row.



It's like Bible Beer Pong, but with wine.
Posted by Anonymous
 - December 10, 2019, 07:39:45 PM
Quote from: "Mel"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Our Lord was not a drunkard.



Corinthians-1 6:10

Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.


Ecclesiastes 9:7: "Go, eat your food with gladness, and drink your wine with a joyful heart, for it is now that God favors what you do."



 :rules:

And? How does that negate drunkenness.
Posted by Anonymous
 - December 10, 2019, 07:30:07 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Our Lord was not a drunkard.



Corinthians-1 6:10

Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.


Ecclesiastes 9:7: "Go, eat your food with gladness, and drink your wine with a joyful heart, for it is now that God favors what you do."



 :rules:
Posted by Gaon
 - December 10, 2019, 06:16:09 PM
Quote from: "Odinson"I´ve coveted other mans wife..



I was thinking that she should be with me.

I think you Gentiles would say you committed adultery in your heart.
Posted by Odinson
 - December 10, 2019, 06:02:00 PM
I´ve coveted other mans wife..



I was thinking that she should be with me.
Posted by Anonymous
 - December 10, 2019, 04:34:47 PM
Quote from: "Mel"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Shame on Herman and Mel.

Didn't Jesus drink wine?  I'm pretty sure Jesus drank wine!

Our Lord was not a drunkard.



Corinthians-1 6:10

Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.
Posted by Anonymous
 - December 10, 2019, 04:30:00 PM
Quote from: "Mel"
Quote from: "Herman"
You drinking tonight? I am.

I drink almost every night!  However, I never drink before dinner...  It's five minutes to seven here right now, so I suppose now is a great time to start making empty beer cans!



Bottoms up!

I'm due for a visit. However, I only drink mojitos.
Posted by Anonymous
 - December 10, 2019, 09:05:49 AM
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Mel"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Shame on Herman and Mel.

Didn't Jesus drink wine?  I'm pretty sure Jesus drank wine!

If Jesus wss a gal he would have sat on old Herman's knee and drank some barrel wash.

 :negative:
Posted by Anonymous
 - December 09, 2019, 11:48:24 PM
Quote from: "Mel"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Shame on Herman and Mel.

Didn't Jesus drink wine?  I'm pretty sure Jesus drank wine!

If Jesus wss a gal he would have sat on old Herman's knee and drank some barrel wash.
Posted by Anonymous
 - December 09, 2019, 11:39:52 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Shame on Herman and Mel.

Didn't Jesus drink wine?  I'm pretty sure Jesus drank wine!
Posted by Anonymous
 - December 09, 2019, 10:51:00 PM
Quote from: "Mel"
Quote from: "Herman"
You drinking tonight? I am.

I drink almost every night!  However, I never drink before dinner...  It's five minutes to seven here right now, so I suppose now is a great time to start making empty beer cans!



Bottoms up!

Shame on Herman and Mel.
Posted by Anonymous
 - December 09, 2019, 09:57:51 PM
Quote from: "Herman"
You drinking tonight? I am.

I drink almost every night!  However, I never drink before dinner...  It's five minutes to seven here right now, so I suppose now is a great time to start making empty beer cans!



Bottoms up!