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Posted by Anonymous
 - January 04, 2020, 12:58:47 AM
Quote from: "iron horse jockey"
Quote from: "Guest"
Quote from: "Guest"Trouble with Old Herm is I doubt I'd ever see him come out ta Vancouver cuz he caint git his ankle bracelet off & it specifies that he caint go far outta the area.



Condititions of his parole, y'know.

That guy has been all over the world. You haven't even been to the Kootenays. Are you projecting? Do you have an ankle bracelet?

He probably does. Along with a court order to stay a minimum of 500 metres from elementary schools.



Joe is an extremely creepy dude.

His ankle bracelet is electrified. It give him a fifty volt blast if he gets to close to children.
Posted by Anonymous
 - January 03, 2020, 03:39:27 PM
Quote from: "Guest"
Quote from: "Guest"Trouble with Old Herm is I doubt I'd ever see him come out ta Vancouver cuz he caint git his ankle bracelet off & it specifies that he caint go far outta the area.



Condititions of his parole, y'know.

That guy has been all over the world. You haven't even been to the Kootenays. Are you projecting? Do you have an ankle bracelet?

He probably does. Along with a court order to stay a minimum of 500 metres from elementary schools.



Joe is an extremely creepy dude.
Posted by Anonymous
 - January 03, 2020, 01:51:59 PM
Quote from: "Guest"
Quote from: "Guest"Trouble with Old Herm is I doubt I'd ever see him come out ta Vancouver cuz he caint git his ankle bracelet off & it specifies that he caint go far outta the area.



Condititions of his parole, y'know.

That guy has been all over the world. You haven't even been to the Kootenays. Are you projecting? Do you have an ankle bracelet?


Well he musta done it before he got inta trouble with the Law.



Poor Herm caint even cross over the border into his hero Trump's America ta buy a bottle of milk at a US bordertown gas station, eh.



Once a person gits a record for which a pardon cannot be granted they're barred from entering the USA.
Posted by Anonymous
 - January 03, 2020, 01:46:05 PM
Quote from: "Guest"Trouble with Old Herm is I doubt I'd ever see him come out ta Vancouver cuz he caint git his ankle bracelet off & it specifies that he caint go far outta the area.



Condititions of his parole, y'know.

That guy has been all over the world. You haven't even been to the Kootenays. Are you projecting? Do you have an ankle bracelet?
Posted by Anonymous
 - January 03, 2020, 01:36:12 PM
Trouble with Old Herm is I doubt I'd ever see him come out ta Vancouver cuz he caint git his ankle bracelet off & it specifies that he caint go far outta the area.



Condititions of his parole, y'know.
Posted by Anonymous
 - January 03, 2020, 11:16:23 AM
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Posted by Anonymous
 - January 03, 2020, 02:19:40 AM
Quote from: "Herman"Old Joe is the only guy on these forums that gives Eddie a run for his money in the weirdness department.


Ole Herm you woulds liked it here in Vancouver on New Years Eve.



I was at a strip club pickin up some limo clients.



There were all these naked young girls walkin around on the dance floor, eh.



You woulda gone bonkers, Herm.



Cuz you wouldn't have been able to control yersrlf.
Posted by Anonymous
 - January 02, 2020, 04:56:46 PM
Hurray! I found muh missin penis. A nice fella in my limo last night let me see it and touch it. I better git ta lookin fer muh testicles now they went missin two.

Oh well
Posted by Anonymous
 - January 02, 2020, 04:51:33 PM
Quote from: "Herman"Old Joe is the only guy on these forums that gives Eddie a run for his money in the weirdness department.

You think Joe is weird just because he is in his sixties, he's still a virgin and talks about homos all the time.
Posted by Anonymous
 - January 02, 2020, 03:26:38 PM
Old Joe is the only guy on these forums that gives Eddie a run for his money in the weirdness department.
Posted by Anonymous
 - January 01, 2020, 03:53:01 PM
you southanas had it wrong, kiebers.



Da South gawt it wrong when they rejected homosexuality 'n gay marriage, eh?



Thankfully the rest of America didn't listened. Now it's turnin' inta rainbow nation.



Thankfully they didn't listen ta Anita Bryant, a nice South'n White Girl.



Values these daysmake a lot a sense anymore y'know.



I reject heteros 'n heterosexuality. But lesbians are bad in my books cuz at least they don't molest Children.



All the bad things from the gay community come from male homos They're the problem.



That's why I reject male heterosexuality & all its vices cuz nothin has or any good can cone from it, eh.



Anyway, here's a nice version from Tom Robinson

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ojnv3fegkfM">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ojnv3fegkfM

So sing if y'all is glad to be old and gay like me.
Posted by Anonymous
 - January 01, 2020, 02:46:13 PM
Quote from: "Cronus"Topic titles edited per Rejected rules.

Profiles and topic titles shall be free of

you southanas had it right, Kahbuzz.



Da South gawt it right when they rejected homosexuality 'n gay marriage, eh?



The rest of America shoulda listened. Now it's turnin' inta Soddom 'n Gommorah.



They shoulda listened ta Anita Bryant, a nice South'n White Girl.



Values these days don' make any sense anymore y'know.



I reject faggism 'n faggotry. But lesbians OK in my books cuz at least they don't spread AIDS, molest Children, try ta be fake women or perform prison rape.



All the bad things from the gay community come from male homos  They're the problem.



That's why I reject male homosexuality & all its vices cuz nothin has or any good can cone from it, eh.



Anyways, here's a nice version from Anita:



https://youtu.be/HOumQMo3HBE">https://youtu.be/HOumQMo3HBE



Hope y'all enjoy it, K.
Posted by Anonymous
 - January 01, 2020, 02:16:23 PM
..I am the angriest homo in this forum!



I guess life wasn't very good to 'me.



I'm very angry cuz I wasn't born normal like everbuddy else.



Thank God I'm a fag!



anyways here's somethin ta cheer me up



and remember heteros..a day without Orange Juice is a day without subshibe!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ffEJJhB8qI&feature=emb_logo">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ffEJJh ... e=emb_logo">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ffEJJhB8qI&feature=emb_logo
Posted by Cronus
 - January 01, 2020, 02:13:34 PM
Topic titles edited per Rejected rules.

Profiles and topic titles shall be free of [size=120]slurs[/size], gore, and symbols or slogans of organized hate groups.



https://thebluecashew.net/rejected-f10/posted-guests-will-deleted-t6195.html#p322021">https://thebluecashew.net/rejected-f10/posted-guests-will-deleted-t6195.html#p322021
Posted by Anonymous
 - January 01, 2020, 01:31:44 PM
Thank God I'm an old fag.