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Posted by Anonymous
 - January 10, 2020, 11:48:22 PM
Old Oak sent me her resume. She is very interested in exploring the shitter shining opportunities at Herman Inc.
Posted by Anonymous
 - January 09, 2020, 06:10:42 PM
No brown gals looking to earn a little barrel wash.
Posted by Anonymous
 - January 08, 2020, 11:17:54 PM
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Herman"I got a fine second hand brush for you to use and plenty of barrel wash when work is done.

What's the matter with Chinese chicks? I'm not good enough to shine your shitter?

Sorry to break your heart, but brown gals can shine a shitter like nobody's business.
Posted by Anonymous
 - January 08, 2020, 11:10:21 PM
Quote from: "Herman"I got a fine second hand brush for you to use and plenty of barrel wash when work is done.

What's the matter with Chinese chicks? I'm not good enough to shine your shitter?
Posted by Anonymous
 - January 08, 2020, 09:36:56 PM
Quote from: "Thiel"
Quote from: "Herman"I got a fine second hand brush for you to use and plenty of barrel wash when work is done.

Does this turn you on. Straight men are strange.

I want my shitter to shine. What is wrong with that.
Posted by Thiel
 - January 08, 2020, 09:33:06 PM
Quote from: "Herman"I got a fine second hand brush for you to use and plenty of barrel wash when work is done.

Does this turn you on. Straight men are strange.
Posted by Frood
 - January 08, 2020, 09:23:01 PM
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza"
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza"How much barrel wash?



***digs in wife's medicine cabinet for any fake tan***

Your days of pretending to be a gal are over.


I'm low on Barrel Wash... ac_dunno

That's a genuine emergency.


yeah... I'm freaking out... only 8 standard drinks left in the bottle....so, one and a half mouthfuls...



I need a Barrel Airdrop...
Posted by Anonymous
 - January 08, 2020, 09:18:37 PM
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza"
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza"How much barrel wash?



***digs in wife's medicine cabinet for any fake tan***

Your days of pretending to be a gal are over.


I'm low on Barrel Wash... ac_dunno

That's a genuine emergency.
Posted by Frood
 - January 08, 2020, 08:59:21 PM
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza"How much barrel wash?



***digs in wife's medicine cabinet for any fake tan***

Your days of pretending to be a gal are over.


I'm low on Barrel Wash... ac_dunno
Posted by Anonymous
 - January 08, 2020, 08:58:09 PM
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza"How much barrel wash?



***digs in wife's medicine cabinet for any fake tan***

Your days of pretending to be a gal are over.
Posted by Frood
 - January 08, 2020, 08:53:31 PM
How much barrel wash?



***digs in wife's medicine cabinet for any fake tan***
Posted by Anonymous
 - January 08, 2020, 08:49:25 PM
I got a fine second hand brush for you to use and plenty of barrel wash when work is done.