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Posted by Anonymous
 - January 13, 2020, 10:00:50 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Guest"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Mel"
Quote from: "TheVancouverGuy"
You're a little small for a white guy.

Nah, White goys my size built the modern Western world as we know it!  Obesity and bulk is a more recent phenomenon.

It's the same in East Asia..



The younger generation is getting taller.

Yeah, but you knew that was going to happen. Ever more people and only a finite number of noodly appendages from the Flying Spaghetti Monster... the result was inevitable.

The flying spaghetti monster?

Yeah. I first encountered tales of it when I was trying to determine how many people had listed "Jedi" as their religion on the US census. Had me in stitches for close to six hours just reading up on it.



Put it this way; you've heard doubtless heard of the efforts of some US groups trying to shoehorn the teachings of "intelligent design" into biology classes? Because "equal time for God vs the evolution question"? Well one guy demanded if they were going to do that, then equal time must also be granted for unintelligent design. He created a bunch of tales loosely based off stories in the christian bible (along with a variety of other religious texts) about a flying lump of spaghetti noodles and meatballs roaming the cosmos and worshipped by people called Pastafarians. Their holiest of prophets are pirates, making September 19 the holiest day on the calendar. When you die, if you get to heaven, you'll find beer volcanoes and stripper factories. You'll also find those in hell too, but the beer is flat and the strippers all have VD. It's gained a fair bit of traction over the years, even though it is quite an obvious pisstake on religions, people have nonetheless argued successfully for considerations like wearing ceremonial headdress in their DMV photos for example. Collanders, to be precise. I swear you can't make this shit up!



But I imagine you have to be wondering right about now why this has come up in conjunction with the increasing height of successive generations. Simply put, gravity is pur bunkum. The real reason we aren't all floating off into space is due to his Noodly Appendages touching each and every one of us on the tops of our heads. As our population has grown however, there's proportionately less wime that any given appendage can tap you on the head, therefore every successive generation if growing taller due to this fact.



All bullshit of course, but fuck is it funny. And fleshed out way more than rival pseudo-religions like The Church of The Invisible Pink Unicorn for example.
Posted by Anonymous
 - January 13, 2020, 09:39:58 PM
My son is taller than me.
Posted by Anonymous
 - January 13, 2020, 09:36:04 PM
Quote from: "Guest"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Mel"
Quote from: "TheVancouverGuy"
You're a little small for a white guy.

Nah, White goys my size built the modern Western world as we know it!  Obesity and bulk is a more recent phenomenon.

It's the same in East Asia..



The younger generation is getting taller.

Yeah, but you knew that was going to happen. Ever more people and only a finite number of noodly appendages from the Flying Spaghetti Monster... the result was inevitable.

The flying spaghetti monster?
Posted by Odinson
 - January 13, 2020, 09:25:57 PM
I´ve noticed that pattern...



More and more females are over 6 foot tall and guys are as tall as me or taller.





But I´ve noticed a more concerning pattern..

The 20 something dudes are as childish and unreliable as we were in junior high..





These guys are adults but they cannot even be trusted to drive the company car..
Posted by Anonymous
 - January 13, 2020, 09:22:33 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Mel"
Quote from: "TheVancouverGuy"
You're a little small for a white guy.

Nah, White goys my size built the modern Western world as we know it!  Obesity and bulk is a more recent phenomenon.

It's the same in East Asia..



The younger generation is getting taller.

Yeah, but you knew that was going to happen. Ever more people and only a finite number of noodly appendages from the Flying Spaghetti Monster... the result was inevitable.
Posted by Anonymous
 - January 13, 2020, 09:15:33 PM
Quote from: "Mel"
Quote from: "TheVancouverGuy"
You're a little small for a white guy.

Nah, White goys my size built the modern Western world as we know it!  Obesity and bulk is a more recent phenomenon.

It's the same in East Asia..



The younger generation is getting taller.
Posted by Anonymous
 - January 13, 2020, 09:08:07 PM
Quote from: "TheVancouverGuy"
You're a little small for a white guy.

Nah, White goys my size built the modern Western world as we know it!  Obesity and bulk is a more recent phenomenon.
Posted by Anonymous
 - January 13, 2020, 08:23:54 PM
Quote from: "TheVancouverGuy"
Quote from: "Mel"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
He's a bit small, but there are smaller guys on these forums. No, there's nothing wrong with an off road bike if that's what Mel is into. My dad has a Harley Softtail.

I'm 5' 11" and weigh 165 lbs, so I'm pretty average for a white goy!

You're a little small for a white guy.

Zing ac_toofunny
Posted by Vancouver
 - January 13, 2020, 08:10:21 PM
Quote from: "Mel"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
He's a bit small, but there are smaller guys on these forums. No, there's nothing wrong with an off road bike if that's what Mel is into. My dad has a Harley Softtail.

I'm 5' 11" and weigh 165 lbs, so I'm pretty average for a white goy!

You're a little small for a white guy.
Posted by Anonymous
 - January 13, 2020, 06:27:13 PM
Quote from: "Better Than You"...guys like you who jerk off 12 times a day and still don't have enough strength in their jerk off arm to pull start yard machinery.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hv-ODnbbP7U">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hv-ODnbbP7U
Posted by Anonymous
 - January 13, 2020, 04:53:00 PM
Quote from: "9 incher/160 IQ"I have always laughed at people who use leaf blowers no matter how big or large the yard. Why harm the planet using dirty energy for something so light and easy to rake up. I feel embarrassed for those who use them. :laugh:


STFU,



I feel embarrassed for guys like you who jerk off 12 times a day and still don't have enough strength in their jerk off arm to pull start yard machinery.
Posted by Anonymous
 - January 13, 2020, 01:36:35 AM
Quote from: "Mel"
Quote from: "Shen Li"
He's a bit small, but there are smaller guys on these forums. No, there's nothing wrong with an off road bike if that's what Mel is into. My dad has a Harley Softtail.

I'm 5' 11" and weigh 165 lbs, so I'm pretty average for a white goy!



I actually traded in my Harley for the YZ250 just before I moved here.  Around my new home, a dirtbike will be more useful than my Harley!  There's tons of beautiful areas to ride only minutes away.  Real Alpine shit around here.



The highways around here would make me nervous on my Harley...  I have already witnessed one collision with an Elk crossing the road, and have seen two other close calls also in my short time here.  An Elk/Deer/Moose and a Harley colliding at 100 km/h would not be pretty...

I don't have a class 6, but I ride bitch on my dad's Harley.
Posted by Anonymous
 - January 13, 2020, 01:31:59 AM
Quote from: "Shen Li"
He's a bit small, but there are smaller guys on these forums. No, there's nothing wrong with an off road bike if that's what Mel is into. My dad has a Harley Softtail.

I'm 5' 11" and weigh 165 lbs, so I'm pretty average for a white goy!



I actually traded in my Harley for the YZ250 just before I moved here.  Around my new home, a dirtbike will be more useful than my Harley!  There's tons of beautiful areas to ride only minutes away.  Real Alpine shit around here.



The highways around here would make me nervous on my Harley...  I have already witnessed one collision with an Elk crossing the road, and have seen two other close calls also in my short time here.  An Elk/Deer/Moose and a Harley colliding at 100 km/h would not be pretty...
Posted by Anonymous
 - January 13, 2020, 01:24:12 AM
Quote from: "TheVancouverGuy"This is illegal in the city of Vancouver. Any motored vehicle must have license plates. Can only be used off road.

It's a YZ250.  This is not something you'd really want to ride around on a public road anyhow...  It's a lean mean dirt machine.
Posted by Anonymous
 - January 13, 2020, 01:21:21 AM
Quote from: "Mel"
Quote from: "Shen Li"Isn't that cute. It's a little small for my 6 year old though.

It's a YZ250...  I can assure you it isn't small, contrary to how it may look in the photo.  Very fast also...  Not a bike for beginners.

Mel, I was joking. It's a good off road bike.